A new London bus costs around £300k, so whilst is plausible that the watch cost more than my 'car', it's a pretty stupid way of spending that amount of money...
Lemmy Shitpost
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
“I don’t mean to victim blame, but I try not to look like I’m worth mugging.”
A lot of replies here still wander into sounding mad imo Instead, I would fake not getting the insult and just make them uncomfortable by saying something like "Wow that's cool :D" and then just move on. Sort of like when you acknowledge a child doing something dumb but they're so proud of it you don't want to ruin it for them.
don't. make a "oh poor guy" face and move on. he wants you to engage, to be angry, if you don't he will be mad
"What's your point?"
Fool and his money.
What is it for?
I can afford not to have a watch.
My car was a present, any watch costs more than my car
"Oh, well this gun costs less than your watch, and yet: hand it over."
Quite a low bar considering that I don't need a car of my own.
Will your regular charge you half price when she doesn't see you wearing it?
Your pathetic status symbols only show how anxious and insecure you are.
That's not a very high bar, boomer.
steals his watch
"You got it wrong, expensive watches dont go faster"
"Was it meant to make you happier? I'm not sure it worked."
When I was at school, the kids would say, "my dad's shed is bigger than your dad's shed". But that was a long time ago, and we each had a child's view of the world. Most of us grew up.
- Your clock stopped. (Looks at the clock)
- No it's still working.
- You are bald on tip of your head I saw it when you were looking at the clock.
"and i have a piece of cardboard thats worth more than your watch" whips out a charizard
"You got ripped off"
neat
this movie, glengarry glen ross, was so fucking good. definitely worth a watch if you enjoy watching masterpiece acting. kevin spacey is in it though (his acting is great he just sucks as a person)
Smile and say "it's very pretty".
"What a horrible financial decision"
That watch salesman really ripped you off then.
So being rich is a fairly new thing to you? What are you gonna do when you get used to it?
I couldn't care less.
You still use a watch?
Bragging is lower-class behavior
Ok, and what's your question?
"Oh, you could only afford one watch?"
'I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.'
neet