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[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

A new London bus costs around £300k, so whilst is plausible that the watch cost more than my 'car', it's a pretty stupid way of spending that amount of money...

[–] doug@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

“I don’t mean to victim blame, but I try not to look like I’m worth mugging.”

[–] Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

A lot of replies here still wander into sounding mad imo Instead, I would fake not getting the insult and just make them uncomfortable by saying something like "Wow that's cool :D" and then just move on. Sort of like when you acknowledge a child doing something dumb but they're so proud of it you don't want to ruin it for them.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

don't. make a "oh poor guy" face and move on. he wants you to engage, to be angry, if you don't he will be mad

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

"What's your point?"

[–] LavaPlanet@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Fool and his money.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

What is it for?

[–] Arigion@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago

I can afford not to have a watch.

[–] Boppel@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

My car was a present, any watch costs more than my car

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

"Oh, well this gun costs less than your watch, and yet: hand it over."

[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Quite a low bar considering that I don't need a car of my own.

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

Will your regular charge you half price when she doesn't see you wearing it?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Your pathetic status symbols only show how anxious and insecure you are.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

That's not a very high bar, boomer.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago

steals his watch

[–] SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

"You got it wrong, expensive watches dont go faster"

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"Was it meant to make you happier? I'm not sure it worked."

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's cool, but MY watch has a Tomagachi living in it.

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[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

When I was at school, the kids would say, "my dad's shed is bigger than your dad's shed". But that was a long time ago, and we each had a child's view of the world. Most of us grew up.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
  • Your clock stopped. (Looks at the clock)
  • No it's still working.
  • You are bald on tip of your head I saw it when you were looking at the clock.
[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"and i have a piece of cardboard thats worth more than your watch" whips out a charizard

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

"You got ripped off"

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago
[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this movie, glengarry glen ross, was so fucking good. definitely worth a watch if you enjoy watching masterpiece acting. kevin spacey is in it though (his acting is great he just sucks as a person)

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[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

Smile and say "it's very pretty".

[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

"What a horrible financial decision"

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago

That watch salesman really ripped you off then.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So being rich is a fairly new thing to you? What are you gonna do when you get used to it?

[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I couldn't care less.

[–] accretion@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

You still use a watch?

Bragging is lower-class behavior

[–] Mvlad88@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Ok, and what's your question?

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"Oh, you could only afford one watch?"

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

'I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.'

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago
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