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You're being sold as an action figure. What 2 accessories do you come with? (lemmy.world)

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[–] ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works 93 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Anxiety and depression

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago

Lol beat me to it

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A pillow and my phone

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 58 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Inaction figure.

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[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Can of beer and a bowling ball

[–] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not a toilet?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Nice marmot.

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Weed vape and this bad boy

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[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

A hat and buyer's remorse.

[–] ytsedude@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Tears and toilet paper.

[–] GuyFi@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 9 points 3 weeks ago

Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude

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[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 13 points 3 weeks ago

Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Autism and depression

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Action keyboard and action mouse.

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A knife. And another knife.

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[–] ClusterBomb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago

A laptop and an anal plug.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Bipolar meds and gummi bears.

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[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint

[–] TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 weeks ago

Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

A cat and a bike

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

2 gray kitties

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Bass and bong

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 7 points 3 weeks ago

Dual-weilding plushies

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

a lever action rifle and a bass guitar

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 7 points 3 weeks ago

Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Laptop and bag o’ tools ^_^

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[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.

Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 6 points 3 weeks ago

A cat and a cup of tea

[–] Brewchin@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

Guilt and regret

[–] Reyali@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

My cat and my cell phone

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Track saw and climbing shoes.

[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go

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[–] beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Are mental illnesses an accessory?

[–] EarlTurlet@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A belt and a doorknob

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[–] Waldelfe@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Touring kayak and back country skis

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 5 points 3 weeks ago

Original ThinkPad and hacker cap.

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