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[-] TheBeef@lemmy.world 73 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

NSFW Warning. For the uninitiated: Back in the early internet (2006-2009), there was a video a man posted (somewhere, but it was circulated on 4chan) of himself slowly lowering his ass onto a Mason jar, into his rectum. The glass shattered mid way through, and blood streamed out of his asshole. It was horrific, and memorable. Kind of like 9/11 part two.... Never forget.

[-] Grippler@feddit.dk 22 points 8 months ago

"early internet"...(2006-2009)...pick one, they're mutually exclusive.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 17 points 8 months ago

That shit always cracks me up

the internet did not begin when you first started paying attention to it

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

True, although in my case, I've been paying attention to it since 1989. So I at least can say I was there when the web began.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

You're the exception. The fact you know the distinction between the internet and the web proves that.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I know I am. I started on the Internet playing MUDs over Telnet, chatting on IRC and posting on Usenet.

My "640k is good enough for anybody" quote in 1993: "This web thing is pretty cool, but it will never replace Gopher."

[-] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago

I want to just touch on what made it memorable for me. This insane beast of a man quietly started removing glass from his asshole. He was stoic and focused. I have no clue how you react to something like that rationally, but homie pulled it off.

"One man one jar", I think, was the given video title.

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 17 points 8 months ago

He had to be quiet. In a later interview he stated that his wive and kid were in the other room

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Isn’t that like a “go to the hospital” kind of thing? Not like a “take the glass out yourself” kind of thing?

[-] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

That man is my fucking hero. I would have been on the floor rolling in blood crying like a bitch.

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[-] TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml 16 points 8 months ago

Oh, I thought this was about the cum jar

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago
[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 8 months ago

Dunno, it doesn't have a label.

[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

Looks like a Mt. Olive pickle jar…

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[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Lest we fur get

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Pixar's newest query: What if jars had feelings?

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Fuckin way she goes, Bubz.

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

PATRICK FUKIN SWAYZEE

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[-] A_cook_not_a_chef@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago
[-] the_Coffin_Seller@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

I haven't watched this video in more than twenty years and I can hear your comment.

I hate you.

^I don't hate you actually

[-] nyoooom@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I've never watched it and I can almost hear it

And no I will never watch it

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 16 points 8 months ago
[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

I'm hoping for a My Little Pony crossover.

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Oh no god no why no why why must this happen oh god no

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

ONE MAN ONE JAR RAMMMMM RANNCH

[-] IverCoder@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

The Man-jar-o Linux distribution...

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Apparently I need to ask what this one is as well. And after the last jar related one, I'm not sure I want the answer.

[-] BeMoreCareful 4 points 8 months ago

Trust your gut

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

i just saw the answer.

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[-] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago
[-] narwhalperson@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago

I can appreciate a good tf2 reference

[-] Benchamoneh@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

But will the jar be half full or half empty?

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

Luffy noooo!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

The first 20 minutes of Jar really hit me hard. Especially when they filled it with pickles. I was tearing up.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago
[-] MMNT@lemmy.ml 35 points 8 months ago

Oh you sweet summer child.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

It says Disney PISAR on it after all

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[-] boo_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

In the small preview it looked like one of those shitty political cartoons where everything is unnecessarily labelled lmao

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