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[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Too creative and not quite racist enough, i doubt she could come up with something better than Gianfranco Mamamia or maybe Olivia d'Aglio

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

Olivia d'Aglio

michael-laugh

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Me keeping all the profits from your joke brrrrrrrrrrrr gangster-spongebob

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

I'm pizza ballin' rn

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And the most messed up thing is, if I was a Cardinal I'd probably vote for him.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (7 children)

If he was to become pope, he would have to change his name though. Probably to something stupid like John Paul, Benedict or Pius.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Pope Pious P'Zone I

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Father Totino's Pizza Boy

[–] miz@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Pope Christopher Cruststuffer

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

an italian with a name as descriptive as battista de pizzaiolo would be contractually obligated to call themselves Pope Papi

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

pff. we would never forget.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Pope Calzonesquare

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

She doesn't even have this in her anymore. He'd be called Mussolini Rightolini now.

Also, Pizzaballa is at best a fence-sitting-muthafucka AyyyyyOC

But this doesn’t mean Pizzaballa is apolitical. He has long spoken out against the wall dividing the West Bank and Jerusalem — but also criticized Palestinian leaders for constantly blaming Israel for all issues, even once quipping, “If the weather isn’t good, the cause is occupation.” After Oct. 7, Pizzaballa condemned Hamas’ brutality and offered himself as a hostage in exchange for kidnapped Israeli children. Yet he also called for an end to the Israel-Hamas war and to Israeli occupation, wearing a kaffiyeh while in Bethlehem on Christmas.

While both Palestinians and Israelis have criticized Pizzaballa’s statements for insufficient support, this, in a way, shows he has successfully managed to remain moderate in a tense position. Perhaps he can just as carefully navigate Vatican factions, where he is also perceived as a frustratingly neutral figure on divisive doctrinal questions.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What is the meaning of this paulie-point

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My new DJ name, His Beatitude

pizza-dance party-sicko

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

His Beanitude

beanis

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Is Groucho Marx going to be the next pope?

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago