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submitted 3 months ago by HarryLime@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And the most messed up thing is, if I was a Cardinal I'd probably vote for him.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago (7 children)

If he was to become pope, he would have to change his name though. Probably to something stupid like John Paul, Benedict or Pius.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 49 points 3 months ago

Papa John

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Pope Pious P'Zone I

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pius Pig Granddad

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Father Totino's Pizza Boy

[–] miz@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Pope Christopher Cruststuffer

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

an italian with a name as descriptive as battista de pizzaiolo would be contractually obligated to call themselves Pope Papi

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

pff. we would never forget.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Pope Calzonesquare