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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 hour ago

Ironic that he’s a divorce lawyer, because his behaviour is exactly the sort of insane mind games that leads to failed relationships.

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 6 points 47 minutes ago

My hatred for this person is a thousand burning suns.

[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

For i must be rewarded for even CONSIDERING hiring you

And YOU must show me the proper amount of gratitude for doing so

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 hours ago

Self-important losers.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 28 points 5 hours ago

I actually think it's a good, no GREAT system. Because I would never do that and I wouldn't want to work for anyone who expects it.

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 57 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"Lick my boots or I will not consider you for a job."

Reeks of insecurity.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago

Yep, that a big red flag right there...

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Whenever ai see these corporate office games I’m glad I have another reason I like my union job. None of this asskissing BS to move up. You apply for the position, if you meet/pass any qualifications and have the seniority, you get the spot. Yeah, the initial gig might need you to jump through HR’s hoops, but other than that it’s just qualifications and seniority. I suck at schmoozing and have a really hard time essentially lying to people about my motivations and feelings to jump through useless hoops to get a job, I despise sucking up to someone because they hold a position of authority.

(Yes, union jobs ABSOLUTELY have their own problems, but I’ve found the benefits of union work over time have far outweighed any benefits the corporate rat race could have.)

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I dig it. Actual merit based. Not what these turd-nuggets are saying is "merit" in the white house.

[–] Adiemus@lemm.ee 14 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Is this a cultural thing? I have never sent any thank you e-mail just to say thank you after an interview. Only if we agreed that I should send them some more information after an interview I'd start this mail by saying 'Thank you for the interview. As discussed, bla bla bla...'.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

I've never sent a thank you email for an interview. It seems weird to me.

— successful engineer, Los Angeles

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

I was taught they were essential and just a part of the process, PNW USA.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 32 points 7 hours ago
[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 37 points 8 hours ago
[–] BruceLee@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 hours ago

I also got a hint: pass the bar exam.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 44 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Real answer: I usually say thank you in person at the end of the interview. Like "Thank you for your time." Sending an email restating that would be wasting their time, no?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 hours ago

as someone who hires people, yes, it would

I guess you just got to know your audience

I won't mark you down for it but I won't even bother responding and it won't influence my decision either way

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 25 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Nah, these people stir air for a living. They appreciate others who also know how to stir air. Sending a pointless time wasting email is the epitome of this discipline. If you want in, you need to show them you can do it too. If you want to be an actual productive member of society, you wont do it and find a position where you don't have to resort to such menial tasks.

[–] mysteryname101@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago

You can always respond like.

“Hello,

As we discussed earlier today, you will be giving me an employee contract for $XXX,XXX

Best regards. “

Then CC as many people as possible.

..

That’s how these people work, right?

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 25 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

What I «like» most about that situation was that he started the meeting with saying thank you

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 hours ago

Just read some of his other posts. Every one is the same, what a horrible person.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 22 points 10 hours ago

so its the mind games, or "shit tests" employers like to use to see if thier egos get stroked.

[–] ugtug@lemmy.world 38 points 13 hours ago

I've never grovelled for a job, and I'm not starting now.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 24 points 13 hours ago

Feed him to the orphan crushing machine

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 32 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Thank you email? Do employers make house visits or take you out for dinner when interviewing in the US?

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 67 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Dear Assface,

I'm writing to thank you. Not for the interview. For making a stupid post on a job site that you treat as social media. You are clearly deranged. I know that I don't want to work for you or with you or anywhere near you. Thank you for making that clear to me. Suck a fuck.

Best, some_guy

[–] a_cuddly_fox@lemm.ee 15 points 10 hours ago

Dear some_guy I would like to set up a second interview for you to explain how does one "suck a fuck". This has piqued my interest and would like to discuss in person. Let me know your earliest available time.

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