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[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 131 points 1 day ago (3 children)

As a hiring manager, I can confidently say, please do not send me any more email - even if it is to thank me.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Seriously, who wants yet another email to have to skim and delete, besides narcissistic interviewers I guess

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Exactly. I’m so fucking tired of narcissistic people in power, whether in corporations and politics.

When I have clients like these, I’m supposed to keep a smiling face and handle their bullshit, because my bosses are hopeless people pleasers. Instead of you know, standing up to the bullies, drawing boundaries, and upholding values.

If the world keeps going into this direction, leaders putting egos and emotions ahead of rationality, humanity is doomed.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 20 points 1 day ago

Most lawyers I have met are pompous jackasses. I've met exactly one who was the kindest, most humble person, especially to his staff.

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe it's like an excuse to waste some time if you're done with your work but can't leave yet? That's my only guess

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

thank you for your input, i found it valuable

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Also, no cover letters. If I'm looking through 50 applications ain't nobody got time for that shit. If you can't organize your credentials in a 2-3 page resume (and that is being generous) then that says enough about how you'll handle communication on the job for me to pass.

Shit, now I sound like a LiL.

To anyone reading this, don't take it as permission to skip cover letters. I know plenty of hiring managers who want their ass kissed and if you didn't take the time to put their name and title on the top of a special letter they're not interested in bossing you around. I mean hiring you.

[–] CarnivorousCouch@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

I like a cover letter. Not to get my ass kissed, but so I can see you draw the lines between your work experience and the job posting. My field is niche enough that there are few applicants with directly related experience, but there are many ways to gain the basic skills required. I can make all sorts of inferences based on a resume, but I don't want to guess when choosing who to interview. Just tell me how you match up and what you think you'll bring to the table. This helps me separate people who are applying for any job they can vs those who know (at least kind of) what they're getting into.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago

If it asks for a cover letter, I'll write a real short and direct 3-4 sentence thingyto quickly summarize why I think I'm the right person for the job. It usually includes what got my interest about the posting, and what relevant qualifications I have or would be willing to get if I lack.

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

💯. A cover letter is ok just to orient the recipient about the job you are applying for, but not needed (or wanted) from my perspective.