[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

There's no way you guys have friends.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

I have over a thousand games in my library (almost all from sales) and yeah... I've probably played less than 5% of them. I'm a collector? 😅

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee -1 points 2 days ago

Who the fuck is up upvoting this dumb take? So you're actually trying to argue there is no difference between a pair of $20 speakers and a $500 surround sound system with amp if they aren't in the perfect room? That's some music snobbery on a level I've never seen before.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Dude, I just had my mechanic call and tell me my car was out of oil. I've never felt so dumb and ashamed.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Nestle also fucks up entire cities water supplies.

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submitted 6 months ago by JokeDeity@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Let's keep it light-hearted. For me I've seemed to notice way more conservatives back their cars into spaces than their liberal counter parts.

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by JokeDeity@lemm.ee to c/technology@beehaw.org

For example, if I type out a sentence and decide I want to add asterisks around a word for emphasis, why does Gboard replace the space between the previous word and the emphasized word instead of just adding the new character? Is this added functionality for something I just don't understand?

Edit: I believe I have fixed the issue by disabling the "Smart Compose" option.

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submitted 8 months ago by JokeDeity@lemm.ee to c/linux@lemmy.ml

I'm using Windows and only asking here because Google says it's a Linux thing, but my question is what is a Bluez and why was it trying to connect to my computer at 5AM this morning?

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submitted 8 months ago by JokeDeity@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemm.ee

Feels like all of a sudden every thread I open has the worst takes in the comments: religious apologists, conservative propagandists, people defending the worst abuses of power, people stanning for CEOs, middle managers and other corporate ghouls, people defending shitty landlords, etc.

Is this Reddit now? Is this going to be the death of Lemmy as a bastion of progressives?

I'm not a fan.

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submitted 9 months ago by JokeDeity@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 162 points 9 months ago

I love her, downvote me if you must.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 172 points 9 months ago

For those who aren't in on the full joke on display here, that's the bands guitarist and second vocalist in disguise.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 182 points 9 months ago

I actually like Linux, but I'm considering just blocking all the Linux communities because it's so incredibly boring to just see you guys circle jerking all day long. We get it. We all get it.

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submitted 9 months ago by JokeDeity@lemm.ee to c/android@lemmy.ml

I played Dragons Quest Tactics on and off for about a year but I never thought it was very good at all and there were a lot of annoying aspects I hated, recently the game decided to delete all my progress and characters so I'm done with it for good. Is there anything actually fun to play on Android in the same vein?

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 177 points 9 months ago

I stopped going to a restaurant after the employees said I was a shitty person for not tipping a girl who walked the food to my car $5. It was a $15 order. All she did was walk 50 feet. I get $10 an hour to break my back all day. Fuck you.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 181 points 9 months ago

I'm not joking one bit when I say my Google results were several times more accurate 10 years ago, maybe even 15. Using Google is a chore now. Sketchy SEO is a major reason I hate searching for anything on the Internet these days, but ads and fake content made it downright miserable.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 178 points 9 months ago

Hexbear and Lemmygrad cheering

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Aside from Egg, I can't afford a controller.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 200 points 10 months ago

Wait. This is unappealing to you guys? I'll take the goth mommy then.

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submitted 10 months ago by JokeDeity@lemm.ee to c/android@lemmy.world

Years ago I used NewPipe but when I wanted a little more from my app I switched the ReVanced until it started giving me more and more issues. For the past 3 months or so I've been using a cracked Youtube Premium app, but now it's dropping every video after about a minute. So what's everyone using these days to avoid all of Google's bullshit but still watch Youtube content?

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by JokeDeity@lemm.ee to c/firefox@lemmy.ml

It's so beautiful I might cry.

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