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Your way of doing things is now how things must be done. Extra points for petty and minor stuff.

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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Toilet paper only goes on horizontal rollers with the flap facing down in the front of the roll. No more feeling the back of the roll to find the loose end.

[–] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 6 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

My cat wants to move in with you for some reason

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 points 6 hours ago

I have had cats for years and never had this issue outside early kittenhood. Interesting.

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[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

The proper spelling is indeed Rebekah. Also, chili is eaten over rice or mashed potatoes and always has beans. All cats have an infinite amount of names, none of which they respond to and most of which are very situational.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 4 points 7 hours ago (5 children)
  1. No opinion, so OK
  2. Criminal, and also a sign that someone has never had Cincinnati Chili
  3. Truth
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Cincinnati Chili

I've never had Cincinnati Chili but would like to. Point a fella at a decent recipe?

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[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I normally would have balked at the mashed potatoes suggestion, but I made a 13 bean soup with a creamy potato base recently and then I made chili with the leftovers and it was godly.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 4 hours ago

a 13 bean soup

Just a small portion then?

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[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 hours ago

The only music that matters is metal and everything else is canceled

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

For close to 20 years now my wife and I have bought twin sized flat sheets and blankets for our king bed. We're both blanket hogs and now we get to be by not sharing. People used to look at us like we were crazy when we mentioned it, but I hear more and more people doing it and even saw and article calling it the "Scandinavian method" or something else pretentious sounding.

We've been doing it so long I feel like we invented it, even though that's a silly idea. But I am half Scandi so, you know, maybe it was named after me.

[–] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

As a Finn, "scandinavian method" sound hilarious, though technically we're not part of Scandinavia. And yea, ofcourse people have their own blankets. You don't share a pillow either ..right?

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[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Why do people buy stuff they don't need because they saw it on an ad? You know it's bad in every way, if you don't need it, don't buy it.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Nobody is allowed to say "eepy" anymore.

[–] bricklove@midwest.social 1 points 4 hours ago

"Eepy" really bugs me because that's not how sound change happens in linguistics. It's very rare to drop the initial consonant of a word let alone a constant cluster. I would expect something more like "sweepy" since swapping L and W sounds is common or "seepy" as the L fades away completely.

However, I think it would go in the other direction and people would add an initial E sound to make "esleepy". This phenomenon can be seen in French loan words like estate (state), esquire (squire), escrow (scroll - bonus points for L to W).

Uhhhh, words are my special interest lol

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Extra points for petty, minor things.

Fine.
Only using even numbers for volume or brightness. No handshakes (between humans). No unsolicited hugs. No greetings. No Christmas, new years eve, Halloween, birthdays, etc. (only regular days). No loud talking (if any) on public transport. No phone calls or video calls. No purchases of digital goods (be it media or software) that doesn't come on a physical copy. No buying from Nestle. Avoiding supermarket membership "discount" (read: "data collection") programs.

[–] bluGill@fedia.io 6 points 7 hours ago

How do you turn it up to 11?

[–] SynonymousStoat@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Only using even numbers for volume or brightness.

Can 5 be an honorary even number?

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 7 hours ago

Fine, those are okay. But I still prefer 16 over 15.

[–] Balthazar@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

But even numbers aren't primes!

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Your way is now the right way.

Oh well, but it is my way.

[–] Balthazar@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Even numbers are so six-a-dozen.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Education. Critical thinking will now be taught in elementary school. Economics in middle school. And philosophy in high school.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Get this guy to The White House.

[–] serfraser@sopuli.xyz 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Football is defunded, everyone watches pro wrestling now instead

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[–] dotslashme@infosec.pub 9 points 8 hours ago

Using comments as an excuse for writing shitty code.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 6 hours ago

All calculators are RPN.

Many of your major tech services are self-hosted.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

We're eating nachos with forks

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Well I'm glad this is a hypothetical, you fucking war criminal

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[–] iii@mander.xyz 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Everyone's self employed and stops complaining about their boss

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[–] Corno@lemm.ee 3 points 7 hours ago

Pouring cereal before the milk.

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