this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2025
1181 points (98.8% liked)

Science Memes

12384 readers
1532 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.



Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.



Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Dogsoftulkas@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This is my tune, not only biocentric, but also a very healthy dose of anti-anthropocentric. A species traitor, if you allow me to be as bold.

I really don't think that talk about humans being the god on earth, center of the universe, with a metaphysical excuse to exploit everything around us is doing wonders to our health nor long term survival... And obviously the "sapiens" of our epithet is only there because we gave it ourselves chef's kiss

[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's also a very Buddhist outlook. Not because of anything specifically antihuman or pro ecology but simply because we as humans are part of a cycle that lives and dies. We don't have a say.

You could say our karma is that we will be too proud and be too exceptionalist and end it all earlier than expected because we couldn't come together and take care of the earth.

It sucks but the earth will go on for a few more billion years without us.

[–] Dogsoftulkas@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, I believe nature, the planet, will carry on, we're just shooting ourselves in the foot. I just feel for the part of it that won't survive our stay.

Sometimes I make this joke about all currently living higher primates, including us, sitting at a table, and we are yeeting our way around the room, and the other primates look at eachother and go "wait, that's the sapient one?? :D

I think we as a species took a very nasty turn in our evolution, either biological or social, that allowed us to "break away" from nature, so to speak, and create that duality Man/ Nature that in my opinion really didn't work that well. I'm pretty sure other animals have a consciousness too, so probably being conscious and self aware is by itself not the culprit. But something makes us feel so far removed from the rest of life that I find really unsetling, and it also only makes dealing with being that much more complicated, for example, not being able to accept death like you said. In that aspect, some religions are definitely better than others to mitigate that damage. Either way, I'm just here doing my best and hoping for the best!

[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lol the sapient one is hilarious. Especially when our ancestors probably murdered and bred out of existence other sapient species.

Part of me wonders if that turn you mentioned is our industrial revolution, invention of agriculture, or whatever set us apart from other sapient species.

Some cultures and Indigenous belief systems accept death and the process of not being an immortal to be expected while ironically the Abhramic faiths that have a huge aversion to idolatry tend to want to follow in the steps of their God by living forever and exerting control over all things.

It's fascinating to me to explore this but while I'd love for us to explore the cosmos like Carl Sagan implored us to do, it's also so frustrating we can't get past our initial hangups.

[–] Dogsoftulkas@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah, I feel that. It's like part of me thinks there could've been another way to get to where we are, and go beyond. Sometimes I feel literal awe about our species ingenuity, hell, cerebral organoids??, but other part kind of yearns for a simpler, more natural, somehow healthier, more respectful and fulfilling, way of living and interacting with our surroundings (and ourselves!). But yeah, those moments in our history you mention certainly didn't work in favour of a greater togetherness with nature. Maybe it was something deeper. Maybe not, dunno, but either way, sometimes I feel "intelligence" as we describe it especially in relation to our species is a kind of an evolutionary dead end that was useful but eventually exhausts it's usefulness and starts working to our detriment. Having in mind the cost each leap or advancement has in the environment, in the ecosystems, sometimes I feel tempted to think it was nothing but a mistake, taking in consideration the planet and all it's life including us as a whole deeply connected system.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't fungus be more immediately interested in being among us?

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 1 points 6 days ago

There isn't mushroom amongus for the fungus to rule. They won't be able to be a funguy and party.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago

Jokes on them, we’re going to put carbon into the atmosphere faster than they can process it raising the global temperature to the point of extinction

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 days ago

The primordial soup developed animal life to reproduce itself. We are all basically the reproductive stage for crap.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

I wanna fukken die, free my soul, the plants can have my body

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

Thanks so much for posting that. I hadn't heard it before and loved it

[–] zaknenou@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

I was going to sleep you know...

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] rowanthorpe@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

In reality, we are actually farming jpegs, by posting reencoded versions of them daily, until they all eventually decompose so we can merge with them.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Because it amuses me. Next time I'll make sure you are okay with me having fun before posting anything.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago

No way - this needs way more pixels...

...

to be removed. Like, I can still read the letters here and everything!?:-P

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago

Fungus rules them all

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What? Why does no one in the comments mention that plants don't decompose dead bodies? This statement is just utterly wrong.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nowhere does it say that plants decompose bodies. It says they consume us after we've been decomposed.

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 3 points 6 days ago

I misread, thanks for clarifying :)

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Oh really?

Then let's accelerate climate change. I won't let those green fuckers win

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Won’t the extra CO2 just help the heartier plants (weeds) take over?

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (6 children)

That's right! Besides food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, and beauty, what have the plants ever done for us?

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Medicine. A lot of plants are used in medicine as well. Asprin came from tree bark.

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Okay. Food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, beauty, oxygen, and medicine. But other than that, what have the plants ever done for us?

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 2 points 6 days ago

Also oxygen..

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They literally just fucking sit there, I've seen Jumanji I know what they could do, they just choose not to

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

have you seen them in cemeteries, thier roots easily penetrates a casket and suck the corpse dry. also works on asphalt and pipes.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah but they do them for the wrong reasons. If you were a slave and your master gave u food, clothe and housing would you think "wow what a wonderful master, I'm gonna work extra hard for them"? Well its like that but with the plants. They are enslaving us and we can't just let them get away with it. /s

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Another Sapiens reader. Look, I don't care how uppity those maize are -- there's no way they trained us into cultivating them, we slaughtered their brothers and sisters and kept only the tamer, weaker, fatter renditions that we could use for our own means. If that benefits them, then they're psychopaths.

Corn is not sentient, and I will die on this hill!

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

Corn is the vegetation equivalent of a cubicle dweller.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah, but you forget, Maizen have a collective identity, so stalks think nothing of sacrificing their individual lives for the good of the whole.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

if they compete for sunlight and happily smother their brethren in this fruitful pursuit, then they're no better than us at chucking each other under the bus in the name of this so called collective 'progress'

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

So what you're saying is, maize domesticated us, but it's also sociopathic and generally evil, and probably believes in eugenics with a side of racism.

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (7 children)

The common, did we domesticate XYZ, or did XYZ domesticate us? Conundrum.

[–] AreaSIX@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2b3rb0

This is part one of "the botany of desire", exploring how four plants, apples, tulips, cannabis and potatoes have adapted to human desires, which in turn has made them some of the most successful plant species around the world. The rest of the parts are on Dailymotion too for those interested.

load more comments (6 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›