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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Isn't this the scene where ~~the poop~~ Vegeta then suddenly bolts upwards at super speed?

Edit: yeah youtube/9Noc89fzRnw

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, that's why I use the poop knife on Vegeta first!

Don't you know that's the fastest way to get a glowing toilet

[–] besmtt@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

flushes can be a courtesy to yourself.

This saved my ass so many times.

Pun intended.

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Courtesy flush, bro. Its what they do in Prison.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

But I already flushed last year!!

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Look, I wasn't asking to be attacked like this

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Ha! You and me both!

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

At least it's a floater, means you got enough dietary fiber.

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

or a lot of fat

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No offense or anything but I don't get it? It's so much comfier to go back to the couch and look at memes there. Unless this is a workplace where for some odd reason you'll be called out for having your phone out while at your desk but not for being gone for half an hour. Like I'm not trying to offend here, just to understand.

[–] phar@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

I don't care how comfy it is, I'm not pooping on the couch. Gotta make sweet love to that couch.

[–] SaintWacko@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 days ago

Fine! I'll get off the toilet and go to bed!