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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Egirls are electronic girls, implying there are mechanical girls.

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Digital girls implies the existence of analog girls

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm married to one, they start to wear out around 40 years or so

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With regular maintenance you'll find they improve with maturity.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

We're well behind on maintenance, trying to true up is a bitch :)

Fortunately, I've got a lot of the same failures so we're in good company.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

i think it implies there's acoustic girls out there, and can confirm, i know a few!

[–] fool@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A cogirl is a cogirloid in the category of cogirlfunctors

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Femboys implies the existence of femgirls

[–] IndieSpren@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Tomboys imply the existence of tomgirls

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Which itself suggests Jerryboys.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Rigged for your pleasure??

[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 59 points 1 day ago

Big if true

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rumor says that if you go to certain Linux conventions you'll find tons of cute girls, and they all come from this country 🏳️‍⚧️

[–] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 33 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.

I suppose some mysteries won't ever be solved.

[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

The legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 1 points 1 day ago

But the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

The cumeradeship is real.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Forget about e-girls. Embrace i-ladies.

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago

Don't believe everything you read on the internet! Keep sending those donations and hit the subscription button.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago

Are these things related?

Don't be ridiculous!

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

preposterous !

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

People just keep inventing silly things we dont need, never have.

[–] taanegl@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago
[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm glad that I live in the present day rather than the primitive times when I would have had to interact with other people face-to-face in order to survive. I can't even imagine how difficult that must have been.

(How did people satisfy their sexual urges back then? Did they have to convince another person to pose naked every time they wanted to masturbate?)

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Imagination (most important). Books, drawings. Also you can't miss what you don't know exists. People were probably content with what they had. Or just wanted things that were around them.

Edit: oh yeah, they got married Early

Sorry, I was kidding. I know what people did/do.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Stop spreading misinformation!

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I just got used to the 3D ones! Im scared