So I'm allowed to like moist pineapple pizza?

This sounds like something someone who saw a blue and black dress would say.

THANK YOU

I am so over this forced meme.

Yeah, sure, but which way do you hang your toilet paper, frontie or backie?

I do not like it. I don't like pineapple that is warm in any context.

I also don't give a fuck, I just pretend it's a mortal sin in the internet because acting extremely passionate about something so stupid and banal makes me giggle

Good Hawaiian Pizza is great and mediocre Hawaiian Pizza is terrible. It needs to be piled high with sweet pineapple and salty ham or some other pork. It's really easy to get mediocre Hawaiian Pizza.

Salty, spicy, sweet.

Step it up one more time with some red onions, red bell pepper, and pepperoncinis. Sometimes I also like hot Italian sausage in that mix, too.

(It is to be noted I make pizza at home, so I go all out and don't stop at two toppings. I'm bad at baking so I use this super simple dough recipe.)

I’m a fan of pineapple, red onion, and black olive. The black olives provide the salty kick you’d get from the meats.

It sounds weird, but it’s an absolute win.

The fuck bland ass pizza you been eating that pineapple can overwhelm anything?

I'm willing to accept that there may be good pineapple pizza out there... but the question is WHY? It's never going to be better than the established greats. Why are people infatuated with an inferior alternative? I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night

Agreed, I don't hate it, but to me it's like I'm just eating pineapple and pizza at the same time. I love both, but eating both at once doesn't add anything for me and I don't think the tastes go together very well. I'd enjoy either one more on its own.

I like Pineapple jalapeno and pepperoni, but the magic is the pineapple and jalapeno. It almost creates a whole new flavor and it's awesome.

I love bananas, and I love trying new foods. Would love to try it.

Please don't fuck everyone who criticizes your food choices