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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Nobody has ever actually given a shit about pineapple on pizza. This is just a dumb pop culture thing like pretending to be bothered by the word "moist" (nobody on earth is actually bothered by it until told to be).

We don't have to play along with the machinations of pop culture; we can reject manufactured responses.

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

So I'm allowed to like moist pineapple pizza?

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This sounds like something someone who saw a blue and black dress would say.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago

Just call me Laurel.

Or Yanny.

Man, aren't we all just so edified and fulfilled having now shared in this communal sharing of sentiments we definitely actual care about

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

THANK YOU

I am so over this forced meme.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, sure, but which way do you hang your toilet paper, frontie or backie?

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I actually tear it apart sheet by sheet and stack the sheet for a toilet tower, the most reasonable choice in this debate that definitely matters and should definitely be used as a personality indicator.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You picked answer C for most of the questions which makes it seem likely you're someone who likes the ocean, sight, and the central governing body of the Catholic Church and the Vatican City State, And the letter C.

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[–] transitinoir@slrpnk.net 26 points 5 days ago

Always has been

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I wonder if people who hate it are hating it after actually trying it, or they are just instinctually repulsed by the idea itself.

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago

I do not like it. I don't like pineapple that is warm in any context.

I also don't give a fuck, I just pretend it's a mortal sin in the internet because acting extremely passionate about something so stupid and banal makes me giggle

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[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Pepperoni and pineapple pizza is a game changer. Upgrade that ham!

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Salty, spicy, sweet.

Step it up one more time with some red onions, red bell pepper, and pepperoncinis. Sometimes I also like hot Italian sausage in that mix, too.

(It is to be noted I make pizza at home, so I go all out and don't stop at two toppings. I'm bad at baking so I use this super simple dough recipe.)

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I’m a fan of pineapple, red onion, and black olive. The black olives provide the salty kick you’d get from the meats.

It sounds weird, but it’s an absolute win.

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Pineapple on pizza isn’t bad, it just feels… disjointed. It’s like I’m happily chewing on pizza, with all the expected flavors and textures. Yum. Suddenly, there’s pineapple there for some reason. It doesn’t mesh with the other flavors. It stands out too much. Pineapple dominates instead of blending in. It’s not that I don’t like it, or that I can’t appreciate the whole “salty and sweet” combination, but there’s no balance or harmony. That’s what I’m not a fan of.

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (13 children)

The fuck bland ass pizza you been eating that pineapple can overwhelm anything?

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Probably the kind thats not 50% cheese and 40% oil

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 16 points 5 days ago

What kind of bland-ass pineapple are you eating?

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[–] 474D@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I'm willing to accept that there may be good pineapple pizza out there... but the question is WHY? It's never going to be better than the established greats. Why are people infatuated with an inferior alternative? I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night

[–] StellarExtract@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

Agreed, I don't hate it, but to me it's like I'm just eating pineapple and pizza at the same time. I love both, but eating both at once doesn't add anything for me and I don't think the tastes go together very well. I'd enjoy either one more on its own.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

pineapple + jalapeno = best veggie pizza ever

[–] Filthmontane@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I like Pineapple jalapeno and pepperoni, but the magic is the pineapple and jalapeno. It almost creates a whole new flavor and it's awesome.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The Swedes put sliced banana and curry powder on their pizza. Sounds foul, but it's legit delicious.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I love bananas, and I love trying new foods. Would love to try it.

That's the spirit!

[–] edg@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

You bitches wouldn't listen!

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (3 children)

wait until you guys hear about feta cheese on pizza. at this point i will add the feta to the pizza myself if i have to.

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

It's the sweet and tart, just like some olives.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Put what you like on your food and fuck anyone who criticizes you for it.

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 days ago

Please don't fuck everyone who criticizes your food choices

[–] FiremanEdsRevenge@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

You monster.

[–] honeynut@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

that's when I go get tested for covid

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I wanted to post the "everyone disliked that" meme but I'm clearly in the minority. Perhaps even more so as I love both black and green olives on my pizza 😋

To each their own! If anyone else likes olives I'll be over here enjoying my abomination alone.

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