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Stop making up states
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I always knew California was a bedrock of metal illness
From the information above and knowledge of how we populated most of this country, I think there is a strong possibility that whether you forged the river or caulked the wagon, the Mississippi river must have been tainted.
I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah.
STOP doing manifest destiny
Nations were never supposed to span from coast to coast
Want to have more coastline anyway? We have a solution for that: it's called a PENINSULA
If you want more coastline, all you have to do is measure with more accuracy.
But I just started reading it... There's plant zombies and bison headed centaurs... It's good man don't make me stop now
Fjords
Narf
Stalin: our nation should span from coast to coast
Putin: I won't be satisfied with just the Crimea peninsula
Iberian Peninsula is so hot right now
Left: Mental Illness
Right: Mental Illinois
Mental Illinois sounds like a sick band name
As someone who just moved from the west into "the REAL US" ... this shit is old and broken and slow as fuck and everyone just accepts it like it's supposed to be that way.
Because it’s either that, or they pay taxes. They made their own bed.
Is it too late to get a refund for the Louisiana Purchase?
What I wouldn't give for my state to be part of France rather than this US bullshit.
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We bought it for pennies. Imagine the ROI.
I second the motion of making the Louisiana Refund real.
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So THAT'S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness..
NY, Florida, Texas, California are the only states, the rest is Ohio
I would say that this is perfection, if it weren't for the simple fact that most states are in far more danger of Ohio than this shows... :-D
if your state has a natural border, it's real. otherwise it's a prank. Which square state are you from, the one shaped like a square or the one shaped like a rectangle. get real motherfuckers
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There seems to be a mistake with this map, Minnesota is a Canadian province
I wish!
Tiny alaska tiny alaska
Texas can't be upstaged
states in the northeast
"we are the Midwest! :D"
"whelp, it's retarded. honey, look away." loads shotgun
Florida just shouldn't exist and I'd probably move California over to the other side. But on the whole I think this pic is passable.
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Sooner or later Florida won't be a state anymore.
Mentall
Colorado: Real US
Rest of the states: Mental illness
True. Also how is Florida not mental illness? SMH my head.
Bc it's so far past that it has become its own thing. Like there's "mental illness", and then there's "Florida"!:-P
What’s a Fllorida
You left the panhandle, which is the worst part of florida
Despite the fact that I have family in florida, I would definitely swap florida and California status, least Cali does something good for the country with their tech innovation and privacy laws. I can't recall the last time Florida did something good
As a Californian I can say thats probably the least we give since we have a shit tonne of different industries within the state. Reminder we are the fourth largest economy in the world.
Wow are we really that high now? Last I knew we were like the eighth. Either way that's still wild to me how high were are.
Florida will be part of the sea in the near future. You don't have to worry about them for much longer.
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The line is so....vertical. Incorrect but funny.
A yes, the eternal september of 1806
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