This would make a great Christmas gift for the loved ones in your life who just aren't seeing results from a 2-way urethral stretcher! 
3 WAY
I'm listening...
URETHRAL STRETCHER
Y'all ever wanted to drop a log of piss? Then heres the product for you.
The Pee that Took a Poo.
a children's story by Dirt Owl
I've dropped a shid that was a piss, but I've never dropped a piss that was a shid.
Up your piss game, with this stretcher it'll make your wimpy ol' pees stream into a fire hose! Your urethra will be the circumference of a garden hose!!
piss-maxing
Three prongs? Localized entirely within one urethra?
Oh no no thank you I don't like this
I feel like you should get your penis taken away if you order this item. It's your body and you can do what you want to do it... within reason.
Sometimes you just wanna know what's going on in there
thatsmyfetish.gif
Mind popping an NSFW tag on this one?
done
sorry if it's too late; I was sleeping
I see genital mutilation device and I assume it’s for vagina. So I was trying really hard to figure out how that works on a vagina.
genital cutting
Check out the Gomco clamp.
That’s horrifying.
but i don't think even one of those prongs would fit in my urethra, how do i get to the point where this becomes something that is useful?
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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