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[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lol, even the dead eyed psychopathic chuds in the department are going to be weirded out by Count Gorka.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Count Gorka

That makes me think of a breakfast cereal with little chuddy white marshmallows.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

~~Hearts, Stars, and Horseshoes etc.~~

Swastikas, Fasces, and Totenkopfs

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Count Gorkula

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Holy shit let's go. Trump's just getting all of the most deranged person he can find. Roger Stone for press secretary next? Should get one of the MAGA communist dipshits for like Secretary of the Interior or something to really start melting some brains.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

please no, I'd be one of those people with melting brains

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Just sit back and enjoy the ride! agony-mescaline

[–] Coca_Cola_but_Commie@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

This is why Brace Belden should rebrand to a MAGA communist. Rule 2 of the Belden Program is literally "Always get the interior ministry post."

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, I want Alex jones for press secretary

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hulk Hogan. Alex Jones should be head of the EPA.

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

None other than two holes Haz to be the minister of reproductive healthcare

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago
[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Trump is filling his cabinet with people who are, like himself, clowns. They are very evil clowns but they are clowns nonetheless, they will put on a show, do really silly stuff and the people will look at them and point and laugh.

And while people are distracted by the clown show, all the big and small Eichmanns of the initial machine will have peace and quiet to do evil shit but in a boring way.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Another Nazi

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Finally, Gorka can once again ask MR CHAPO, WHY DON'T YOU POP ON DOWN TO THE WHITE HOUSE?

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

He really was 15 Stratego moves ahead

[–] Meh@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Join me in the situation room, Mr. Chapo!

[–] Gorka@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I felt the good Mister Waltz would need a ~~vizier~~, I mean, an assistant.

[–] poopedmypants@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

The largest head in the advisor room.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Gorka loves to complain Kádár "oppressed" his parents/family.

If you ask me they were too soft.

[–] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Fingers crossed he finds a position for hulk hogan

[–] miz@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

James Adomian is re-watching all of Gorka's appearances now to hone his impression

[–] Dyno@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

the dragon of budapest shall rise!