Unironically, to dispose of complicated* wastes well, you want to find some place that groundwater doesn't really drain out of, then put all the waste in a deep pit there, ideally sheltered from wind. Then you leave it for the future archaeologists or prospectors to find.

*Anything that's not compostable, combustible, or practically recyclable.

But you don't want to do this within 100 meters of a living space, and definitely not as a Groverpit right underneath your foundation!

This man is starving the electric eels by throwing his car batteries in here.

This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

i stir it once a month

...why?

Relax, she's only getting 3.6 röntgen per hour

not the radiation causing picture artifacts

smoke batteries have radiation inside of them

superfund site? more like super-fun site, amirite?

post doctorate pepper

Where do you get a hold of 350 smoke detectors? Looks like it's right next to his foundation too. Insurance company is going to love that. They send drones and scour social media so how brave to post it.

witch's brew

Dale Gribble, posting from the grave...

Come over to my place babe, we can swim in The Big Stew.

I read it as penises...

This is delicious.