Or... Everyone on Lemmy is too old to hear about it
You mean we've... escaped? We're free?
Master has given dobby a dictionary. Dobby is free!
Until you go outside. Luckily, I have a teenaged kid who can tell me what shit means while giggling at my greying beard.
Until you go outside.
Phew, I'm safe then!
Free at last, free at last!
We're like the ones on the outside of the matrix (good reference I know, right age group as well) knowing how screwed we really are. We can enter into it, but we have seen the outside.
Figuratively of course, even though I have heard a lot of good things about this "grass" people keep talking about. Why you would wanna touch it, I don't know, but maybe one day.
Keep in mind that the adults when we were kids and young adults felt the same way.
Languages evolve.
As a millennial, I think zoomer slang is much funnier than ours was. We said things like "epic win" or dumb shit about Chuck Norris but these zoomers are out there in the trenches sticking out their gyatts for the rizzler.
So, I just want to say that the oldest Zoomers are in their 20s now, and the ones actually sticking out their gyatts for the rizzler are Gen Alpha.
Depending on where you draw the line between Zoomers and Millennials, the oldest zoomers are about to turn 30, and I'm sure some already have chronic back pain.
Bye! I'm leaving before someone punches me
I also reckon that our forefathers had an easier time comprehending our epic wins, Chuck Norris references and so on.
I've somehow managed to comprehend gyatt and rizz (okay the latter is older than most people alive today I guess?), but skibidi toilet is where I draw the line.
If I took a shot every time someone said "language evolves" on Lemmy, I'd be fucking dead.
Just waiting for a sussy baka with the requisite rizz to guide us on the path to skibidi fleekness. Poggers?
Straight Up Ohio
Got that silver tongue pussy. Stussy.
fr fr such gyatt no cap
Oh they're always coming out.
They just don't always catch on.
Just keep refreshing Urban Dictionary until you see one start getting traction.
Using Middle English characters is the new brainrot.
Real granko of you to post this now
You got me. I looked it up.
Just gonna leave Brainrot Girlfriend here for you to read.
I read that as brainrot Garfield and got disappointed
Man... It took me 13 requests. Some were close, I got a realistic looking orange cat drooling. A lot of Garfield eating pizza. Finally bing gave me this...
Aw fuck yeah. That's the brainrot I needed today. Thank you for that lol
Here's the rest of the set then, enjoy!
And a bonus drooling cat that looks like it fell asleep drinking coffee
Not very Skibidi of you
Lol old Lemmy users chizzed
SpongeBob be bussin', no cap, fam.
rizzed by a gyatt
frfr
What the sigma?
It's the ligma
What is ligma?
balls
depends on the context, but σ is most often used to denote a member of a permutation group
You will never catch up, it's an anti old people repellent by design.
Skibidi toilet ohio rizz
Mainstream audiences caught up with the idea of brainrot slang, killing the very point of it
Kinda makes me wonder if I've been a bit too successful at isolating myself from trends.
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