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"What? You mean we have to fight an ACTUAL military?!?!?!?"

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Something something, soft men, something something, hard times...

[-] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 hours ago

They're like "wait, I was told that Palestinians hate me and want to eat my family ever since I was a child which helps me dehumanize them and feel joy when I terminate their lives, but I never had the same programming for Lebanese people!"

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 3 hours ago

hezbollah has to be one of the most efficient resistance groups ever.

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 14 points 2 hours ago
[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 4 points 59 minutes ago

Enemy at the Fence

[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 79 points 4 hours ago
[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 19 points 2 hours ago

lenin-laugh god i love hexbear so much. where else could i get posts like this

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 20 points 3 hours ago

"Welcome to hell" - Grozny, now Dahiyeh

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 35 points 4 hours ago

inshallah-script

Also stealing this meme. No idea what I'll do with it pretty sure it'd be incomprehensible to my lib friends. But who knows. It's time will come.

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 21 points 4 hours ago

For an army with such a high percentage of commissioned officers, they sure have poor discipline.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 28 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Send more IOF nasrallah skeleton-wave

[-] SSJ3Marx@hexbear.net 43 points 5 hours ago

It would be so funny if, after all this, Netanyahu ends up getting couped because the IOF is only willing to fight civillians and lob artillery over the border.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 37 points 5 hours ago

Sounds like now would be a good time for them to leave Palestine and go home. There are plenty countries that will welcome them and let them live a peaceful civilian life.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 15 points 3 hours ago

They can return to Klanada with a standing ovation.

[-] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 25 points 5 hours ago

Well, gotta keep the army as disorganized as possible

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 72 points 6 hours ago

Some Israeli guy on twitter was saying an entire unit refused orders to invade Lebanon after the suckers sent in before them got demolished

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 40 points 4 hours ago

CW: Misogynist language, but I can't read that and not think of this old penny arcade comic

[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 11 points 2 hours ago

Ninja gaiden sigma was a good game

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 12 points 3 hours ago

Whaa, PA, haven't thought of this comic in a long time.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 31 points 5 hours ago

I've seen how 4 of them handle a tire rolling down a road at a slight incline I also don't like their chances against actual armed and aggressive opponents.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 83 points 7 hours ago

Wahhhh just let me keep murdering unarmed civilians powercry-2

[-] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 52 points 5 hours ago

When you've been killing gradeschoolers armed with rocks for years, anything else must seem like a super-soldier.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 35 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

The odds that someone will support a war are inversely proportional to the odds that they will die crumpled up on the cold, hard ground, sobbing and clutching the shredded remains of their torso.

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 26 points 5 hours ago

Maybe they need to market their cum extraction services a little better? They’re joining exclusively small group of corpses and they should be proud of that.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 56 points 6 hours ago

i just wanted to kick children bro kitty-cri-screm

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 28 points 4 hours ago

Hey don't forget steal woman's underwear and make tik toks.

[-] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 23 points 4 hours ago
[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 17 points 3 hours ago

Truly vile humans. It's still disgusting I bet. I can't imagine they've stopped except perhaps doing it so publicly.

[-] mushroom@hexbear.net 11 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

no they are still doing it very publicly, all the time. felix from chapo said that it was their way of violating women when there aren't any women physically present and i think that's a good analysis

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 10 points 1 hour ago

I guess I personally haven't seen recent photos but I have zero doubt. Felix is right. Just another way to inflict violence. Sexual violence against all women in Gaza is just another part of the fascists plan. Easy way to pull it off.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 25 points 6 hours ago
[-] hypercracker@hexbear.net 48 points 7 hours ago

Would be funny but could be basic propaganda. If anybody here can understand spoken Hebrew to relate what they are actually yelling about then I will believe it.

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 hours ago

Some people in the comments (granted, it's zionists who are saying it) say it's an older video unrelated to the war. So I'm gonna say "probably not real".

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 34 points 7 hours ago

The top comment says it's “Why are you forcing us into combat with men who have guns?! This isn’t what we signed up for!”. But I can't confirm that.

[-] hypercracker@hexbear.net 49 points 7 hours ago
[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago

Yeah but it's what they're thinking.

Source: I read their minds.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 31 points 6 hours ago

OK maybe. I'm sleepy blob-sleep

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 49 points 7 hours ago

Critical support????

I just assume that fighting a sovereign country is a lot harder than fighting an imprisoned internal population.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 38 points 6 hours ago

Lol They’re shitting bricks about going from hitting hapless civilians to fighting battle hardened Hezbollah

They’re not taking a moral stance lmao

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 54 points 7 hours ago

Naw, they aren't against invading Lebanon they just don't want to be the ones hurt or killed. This is just the equivalent of Nazis trying to avoid Stalingrad

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 23 points 5 hours ago

"I want Israelis to be sent to their near certain death to annex a sovereign state and murder its population, I just don't want to be among those people!"

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 16 points 4 hours ago

They want to send Americans. “Israelis” have suffered enough, and it’s about time someone gave them a break.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 10 points 4 hours ago

Exactly, they have no moral opposition, they just think someone else should do the dying. They're fine with the bombing of civilians and the invasion of a sovereign state, they just don't think they should be the ones at risk for their apartide ethnostate

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 33 points 7 hours ago

yes I agree

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