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"What? You mean we have to fight an ACTUAL military?!?!?!?"

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[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 117 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 48 points 10 months ago

inshallah-script

Also stealing this meme. No idea what I'll do with it pretty sure it'd be incomprehensible to my lib friends. But who knows. It's time will come.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lenin-laugh god i love hexbear so much. where else could i get posts like this

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

fuknslammer on twitter does good too

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

"Welcome to hell" - Grozny, now Dahiyeh

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 102 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Wahhhh just let me keep murdering unarmed civilians powercry-2

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 70 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i just wanted to kick children bro kitty-cri-screm

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey don't forget steal woman's underwear and make tik toks.

[–] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Truly vile humans. It's still disgusting I bet. I can't imagine they've stopped except perhaps doing it so publicly.

[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 68 points 10 months ago

When you've been killing gradeschoolers armed with rocks for years, anything else must seem like a super-soldier.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

The odds that someone will support a war are inversely proportional to the odds that they or someone they love will die crumpled up on the cold, hard ground, sobbing and clutching the shredded remains of their torso.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

Maybe they need to market their cum extraction services a little better? They’re joining exclusively small group of corpses and they should be proud of that.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 10 months ago

I noticed the thing libs hate absolutely the most is the suggestion they could just go and volunteer to the war they support.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 83 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Some Israeli guy on twitter was saying an entire unit refused orders to invade Lebanon after the suckers sent in before them got demolished

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 54 points 10 months ago (2 children)

CW: Misogynist language, but I can't read that and not think of this old penny arcade comic

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Whaa, PA, haven't thought of this comic in a long time.

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Ninja gaiden sigma was a good game

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

I've seen how 4 of them handle a tire rolling down a road at a slight incline I also don't like their chances against actual armed and aggressive opponents.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 54 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Critical support????

I just assume that fighting a sovereign country is a lot harder than fighting an imprisoned internal population.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 69 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Naw, they aren't against invading Lebanon they just don't want to be the ones hurt or killed. This is just the equivalent of Nazis trying to avoid Stalingrad

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

yes I agree

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"I want Israelis to be sent to their near certain death to annex a sovereign state and murder its population, I just don't want to be among those people!"

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

They want to send Americans. “Israelis” have suffered enough, and it’s about time someone gave them a break.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Exactly, they have no moral opposition, they just think someone else should do the dying. They're fine with the bombing of civilians and the invasion of a sovereign state, they just don't think they should be the ones at risk for their apartide ethnostate

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

An entire country of Chicken Hawks.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 42 points 10 months ago

Lol They’re shitting bricks about going from hitting hapless civilians to fighting battle hardened Hezbollah

They’re not taking a moral stance lmao

[–] hypercracker@hexbear.net 54 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Would be funny but could be basic propaganda. If anybody here can understand spoken Hebrew to relate what they are actually yelling about then I will believe it.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The top comment says it's “Why are you forcing us into combat with men who have guns?! This isn’t what we signed up for!”. But I can't confirm that.

[–] hypercracker@hexbear.net 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

OK maybe. I'm sleepy blob-sleep

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but it's what they're thinking.

Source: I read their minds.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Some people in the comments (granted, it's zionists who are saying it) say it's an older video unrelated to the war. So I'm gonna say "probably not real".

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 50 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like now would be a good time for them to leave Palestine and go home. There are plenty countries that will welcome them and let them live a peaceful civilian life.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

They can return to Klanada with a standing ovation.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Send more IOF nasrallah skeleton-wave

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 33 points 10 months ago

hezbollah has to be one of the most efficient resistance groups ever.

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

For an army with such a high percentage of commissioned officers, they sure have poor discipline.

[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

Well, gotta keep the army as disorganized as possible

[–] miz@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago
[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Enemy at the Fence

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

Something something, soft men, something something, hard times...