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"What? You mean we have to fight an ACTUAL military?!?!?!?"

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[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 40 points 1 hour ago
[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 14 points 1 hour ago

inshallah-script

Also stealing this meme. No idea what I'll do with it pretty sure it'd be incomprehensible to my lib friends. But who knows. It's time will come.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 1 points 24 minutes ago

"Welcome to hell" - Grozny, now Dahiyeh

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 11 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Send more IOF nasrallah skeleton-wave

[-] SSJ3Marx@hexbear.net 30 points 2 hours ago

It would be so funny if, after all this, Netanyahu ends up getting couped because the IOF is only willing to fight civillians and lob artillery over the border.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 23 points 2 hours ago

Sounds like now would be a good time for them to leave Palestine and go home. There are plenty countries that will welcome them and let them live a peaceful civilian life.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 1 points 22 minutes ago

They can return to Klanada with a standing ovation.

[-] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 12 points 1 hour ago

Well, gotta keep the army as disorganized as possible

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 2 points 48 minutes ago

For an army with such a high percentage of commissioned officers, they sure have poor discipline.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 49 points 3 hours ago

Some Israeli guy on twitter was saying an entire unit refused orders to invade Lebanon after the suckers sent in before them got demolished

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 13 points 1 hour ago

CW: Misogynist language, but I can't read that and not think of this old penny arcade comic

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 20 points 1 hour ago

I've seen how 4 of them handle a tire rolling down a road at a slight incline I also don't like their chances against actual armed and aggressive opponents.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 59 points 3 hours ago

Wahhhh just let me keep murdering unarmed civilians powercry-2

[-] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 2 hours ago

When you've been killing gradeschoolers armed with rocks for years, anything else must seem like a super-soldier.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 23 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

The odds that someone will support a war are inversely proportional to the odds that they will die crumpled up on the cold, hard ground, sobbing and clutching the shredded remains of their torso.

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 17 points 1 hour ago

Maybe they need to market their cum extraction services a little better? They’re joining exclusively small group of corpses and they should be proud of that.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 42 points 3 hours ago

i just wanted to kick children bro kitty-cri-screm

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 10 points 1 hour ago

Hey don't forget steal woman's underwear and make tik toks.

[-] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 8 points 56 minutes ago

that was disgusting

[-] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 2 hours ago
[-] hypercracker@hexbear.net 41 points 3 hours ago

Would be funny but could be basic propaganda. If anybody here can understand spoken Hebrew to relate what they are actually yelling about then I will believe it.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 27 points 3 hours ago

The top comment says it's “Why are you forcing us into combat with men who have guns?! This isn’t what we signed up for!”. But I can't confirm that.

[-] hypercracker@hexbear.net 42 points 3 hours ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 25 points 3 hours ago

OK maybe. I'm sleepy blob-sleep

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 38 points 4 hours ago

Critical support????

I just assume that fighting a sovereign country is a lot harder than fighting an imprisoned internal population.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 28 points 3 hours ago

Lol They’re shitting bricks about going from hitting hapless civilians to fighting battle hardened Hezbollah

They’re not taking a moral stance lmao

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 43 points 3 hours ago

Naw, they aren't against invading Lebanon they just don't want to be the ones hurt or killed. This is just the equivalent of Nazis trying to avoid Stalingrad

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 14 points 1 hour ago

"I want Israelis to be sent to their near certain death to annex a sovereign state and murder its population, I just don't want to be among those people!"

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 9 points 1 hour ago

They want to send Americans. “Israelis” have suffered enough, and it’s about time someone gave them a break.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

Exactly, they have no moral opposition, they just think someone else should do the dying. They're fine with the bombing of civilians and the invasion of a sovereign state, they just don't think they should be the ones at risk for their apartide ethnostate

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 27 points 3 hours ago

yes I agree

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