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Don't try to be Kennedy.

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[-] Lexam@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago

Next they'll be telling you not to drink raw whale milk.

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

Technically you eat whale milk because it’s a solid like yogurt.

[-] Lexam@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Creamy, yet chunky.

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[-] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 38 points 1 week ago
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[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

I'm vegan but when people question my manhood, I tell them I love eating bear balls and I invite them to a hunt. Then, when we finally find a bear with balls that are worthy of me breaking my veganism, I just run. I usually only invite stupid people who are not more athletic than myself. It works out. Everyone gets a story to tell.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 week ago

"When coming upon a dragon while adventuring with a halfling, one need not outrun the dragon, only the halfling."

[-] Mechaguana@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

So does your lawyer have to be vegan too or nah

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Trichinosis is rumoured to be "what done for" the franklin expedition to find the north west passage.

The Jens Monk expedition lost 62 men to Trichinosis, and returned home with only 3 men alive.

https://canadiangeographic.ca/articles/jens-munk-an-expedition-ahead-of-its-time/

I love reading about these guys, just so courageous. I'm sat here looking at spreadsheets worrying about emails. These guys did the equivalent of flying to mars in a washing machine, battling ferocious martians, succumbing to a war of attrition against a mysterious ailment, before un-dying and coming back home.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Andrew Tate could learn some serious lessons about what a real badass is from these cats. I’d like to see Tate vs. Shackleton in his prime.

[-] Donut@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago

Really cool read, thanks for sharing.

[-] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fuck anyone who hunts bears.

There is a natural order to prey and predators.

If you're going to hunt a predator, and it's not for sanctioned wildlife management culls, get a Bowie knife and have at it. Otherwise, I hope you suffer a horrible death.

I'm not anti-hunting, at all. Hunting is easily the most humane way to eat meat. But hunting predators is a sport, not subsistence.

You can pretty much guarantee that anyone who hunts predators for sport, is a gigantic asshole and you should not feel bad about wishing them harm. I would take that statement even further, but I don't want the mods to remove this comment.

To be clear, no one likes bear meat, they're opportunistic scavengers. These bears were hunted for sport most likely, but the hunters were slightly better than your average bear hunting asshole, and at least didn't waste the meat. Most likely because it would be a wasted kill, and illegal.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

I wish gun owners would advocate more for hunting invasive species, like in the US there's too many feral hogs and nutria.

[-] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago

They do. Texas allows ariel hunting of hogs, there's no season, and no tag limit. I know lots of other areas have similar approaches of differentiating hunting laws and seasons when it comes to invasive species.

All the hunters I've known, have been an outdoor guys and nature conservationists, but also conservative usually.

[-] DemBoSain@midwest.social 9 points 1 week ago

No tag limit? That's too far. I think the limit should be..say...30 to 50 feral hogs.

[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago

You should come and see how many and how invasive they really are.

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[-] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think they still have legal requirements about wanton waste, or at least best effort.

The no tag limit makes sense though, as they're an incredibly invasive species and the aspirational goal is removal.

None of this should be considered legal advice, I could be mistaken on the regulations. You should check them out yourself to make sure I'm not full of shit, or confused.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

We need to do a complete extermination of the feral hog population, not only should it be no tag limit there should be a bounty on them.

[-] Floey@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago
[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

The difference is that feral hogs are just that feral. They aint native and are an active harm to the environment, while the incentives may be perverse they would also be decently more effective than what we have right now.

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[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I got it, even if nobody else did.

[-] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Texas allows ariel hunting of hogs

And how is a mermaid supposed to do that?

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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Most gun owners that I know are not hunters. I'd like to change their perspectives and get them outdoors.

[-] antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago

The California Grizzly was hunted to extinction for a number of reasons, but among them was that it was said to be delicious. Black bears aren’t really meat scavengers - they eat a lot of insects, berries, and some foliage. Actually pretty similar to the diet of a chicken. Tuna eat more meat than bears.

[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago

I thought this disease sounded familiar. Trichinosis - Wikipedia

While the most common vector in the U.S. is now bear meat, that wasn’t always the case. The most common human infection vector used to be undercooked pork!
Many older folks won’t touch pork unless it’s well done, because apparently these parasites make your muscles feel like they’re on fire.
A history teacher (many years ago) even told my class that trichnosis was the reason Jewish people don’t eat pork. (A quick internet search throws water on that. Doesn’t rule it out, but it’s not guaranteed to be correct, either.)

While I agree that hunting apex predators (or, really, any sport hunting) is kind of dumb, I do want to note that pigs famously eat slop and bathe in their own shit and bacon is delicious. Which is to say, we probably can’t assume taste based on diet/lifestyle

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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

If I'm eating meat from a wild animal I'm cooking it long and slow to kill anything it might have.

My favorite is putting some deer meat and sauerkraut in a crock pot for 6-8 hours and slapping it on toasted rolls with mustard. A friend did that with a deer they hit with a car and it was amazing and I don't think I have any brain worms.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago

That’s what the brain worms want you to think

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[-] silence7@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 week ago

Just get it tested for chronic wasting disease if that's a thing in the area you live. Cooking probably can't kill that, as it's a prion disease.

[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Is chronic wasting disease communicable between species? I thought prions were species-specific.

Edit: I was curious and looked it up. It’s not currently communicable to humans but that could change as the prion evolves. Avoid eating infected meat, though it probably won’t affect you, being patient zero would suck.

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[-] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Prions are scary.

[-] Benjaben@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure Maui's handled worse, should be good. Deer works well low and slow? I have almost no experience with it, woulda figured that'd work badly with how lean it is.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Low and slow is often the best way with lean meat, especially with some veg to keep it moist. I wouldn't be surprised if something in the sauerkraut acts as a tenderizer too, the fermenty-guys or the acidity or something.

I always thought it was bad to eat meat from carnivores. No idea where I heard that, but I've always accepted it as truth.

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[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I think this was reported a few weeks ago when it first came out. Crazy how even the vegans caught it from cross-contamination, that bear must have been riddled with them.

[-] vividspecter@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Maybe the Libertarians from A Libertarian walks into a bear finally found a solution to their bear problem.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

If you get the parasite, just eat some of the bear's liver.

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