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[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Started as Factory Default, then Work Issued, and now I'm pretty sure it's Corrupted Data.

[-] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

No factory default due to data corruption, so I uninstalled it as bloat. Then I wrote a few of my own to play with, but instead of dynamically assigning at boot I set up hotswapping.

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

Factory default, jailbroken with various extensions and mods.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 11 points 13 hours ago

I realized the concept was making me hold myself back. Want to know my pronouns? That's a you problem. There's only one third person pronoun I'll accept when I'm standing right there, and it's "my client"

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

That's a "lawful evil" move if I've ever seen one. I like it.

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

i plugged in a USB I found on the ground, and the rest is history.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

Copied it early on from that one guy who stuck his penis in my mom.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 3 points 8 hours ago

Howdy uncle brother!

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

You're gonna need to be more specific.

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Their other mom.

[-] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 20 points 17 hours ago

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

Best approach.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 10 points 17 hours ago

Like any good programmer

[-] dabw1@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 16 hours ago

Found mine on a USB drive in the parking lot at Aldi

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

dammit, you stole my joke. only you said it first and made it better.

[-] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago
[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 18 hours ago

Mine is what I was assigned at conception

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 4 points 15 hours ago

Packaged it just for fun, then forgot to disable

[-] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 6 points 16 hours ago

Wrote my own but it fucking sucks so I usually just use the factory default.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago

Dynamically assigned at boot

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[-] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 25 points 23 hours ago

Uninstalled (it was bloat).

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

( Crowdsourced )
( Snap Store )
( Emulated )

[-] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

some wget random.gender.com | sudo sh for me

[-] MrLLM@ani.social 7 points 17 hours ago

( Emulated )

N̸i̷n̷t̶e̷n̷d̴o̷ ̵w̴a̸n̶t̵s̵ ̶t̴o̷ ̴k̵n̸o̴w̸ ̶y̸o̸u̷r̵ ̴l̶o̸c̷a̴t̷i̴o̸n̷

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

( Snap Store )

Found the Ubuntu user

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago

I'm actually on Manjaro, but ( AUR ) probably wouldn't have been as easy to recognize, and ( Flatpak Repository ) or ( AppImage Install ) seemed like a lot.

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[-] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

makes sense since gender is "software"

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

Found it on a random disc. Always pick up the USBs at the parks, kids.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

And raw dog them.

[-] pyrflie@lemm.ee 5 points 18 hours ago

Pretty sure mine falls under "Found it on a random disk".

[-] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 13 points 23 hours ago
[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 17 hours ago

This but unironically. Society would be SO much better if we just did the whole "gender doesn't matter" thing that started in the 90s instead of the "be whatever gender you feel like" thing from the late 10s.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 22 hours ago

Still using the demo disc

[-] Blazingtransfem98@discuss.online 10 points 22 hours ago
[-] LaSirena@lemmy.world 1 points 22 minutes ago

You wouldn't download your gender! 😂

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[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 19 points 1 day ago

System Update

I was assigned one, but decided that it was wrong. Now I'm arguably the same one, but I feel like a massive improvement.

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[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

There comes a point when your hardware is too old to receive new OS updates and all this new stuff coming out just isn’t compatible.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 9 points 21 hours ago

We need more backwards compatible genders

[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 20 hours ago

came preinstalled on hand-me-down drive

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