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Toxic Masculinity rule
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Anyone got a link for the bunghole wipes?
A man's music collection should consist of classic rock, country and blues
Does this give anyone else boomer vibes? Also, I suspect this is trying to invoke the Progressive Rock of the 1970s (Kansas, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, Supertramp, etc.) and not Buddy Holly, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin or, you know, Elvis, The Beatles and the Rolling Stones
But then my man card expired in the early 1990s.
How? o_O
Got to renew it every six years
As a guy, real masculinity is being comfortable with your gender and not becoming uncomfortable because someone else expresses theirs.
Guys, we're workers, and problem solvers. We're also so many more things like fathers, sons, brothers and friends. Masculinity as a concept is outdated. Adapt, overcome, persevere. That's all you need.
Anyone telling you that you're unmanly because you have, or don't have something, or because you do, or don't do something, is either a fool, or selling you something.
Be a man, ignore their bullshit.
I am a man, therefore everything I do is masculine.
As a guy, I would like to thank you for this advise.
Man facts:
I listen to eurobeat and hard style
No one would blink an eye at a country rock cover of, "Gas gas gas". Hell they'd prob think the original was the knockoff.
They do the same exact thing in the pink aisle in the supermarket.
By making everything more so called feminine, and now more so called masculine, companies realized they can charge a premium and people will fall for the packaging gimmick.
That’s all I think it is.
I do like the man card bottle opener though. Would be a fun thing to bring to parties and holiday gatherings.
A bottle opener in your wallet sounds pretty dope, ngl. Then again, not having a multi-tool on your belt is a huge L for anyone that claims to be rugged and handy.
Yea you’re totally not manly enough if you don’t have a multitool and a big brass belt buckle
My birth certificate is proof enough that I'm a man. Now give me my strawberry Herbal Essences! 💪😡
Ohhhh YEEEEES...
Only classic rock, country, and blues are manly? I didn't know metal, rap, and military marches were for little girls
Ska and punk are part of the woke trans agenda
Actually the woke and trans movements are emergences of what Ska and Punk was doing decades ago.
It's a slippery slope. I heard if you listen to too many sea shanties you will start aggressively lactating.
~Babe, wake up! New feminization technique just dropped~
Everyone knows Wu-Tang is for the children.
Man card bottle opener
lol he has to use a special tool to open his bottles. Table edge is right there tough guy... or literally any hard object you can get about an inch of leverage with (so not your dick ayo), Belt buckle is possible, doesn't even have to be a special one. Keys, a dollar bill, lighter, principle doesn't change too much between them. Hell even your wedding ring... oh... awkward.
If you're really willing to take a risk, you can do it with your teeth. I wouldn't recommend doing this, but I would recommend telling these people it's "manly" to do so.
Dollar bill?
https://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Beer-Bottle-with-a-Dollar-Bill
also works for any random piece of paper but dollar feels like more of a flex, like lighting a cigar with a burning hundo (except you're not out a hundo after)
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“A man’s music collection should consist out of classic rock and country. …… oh yeah and also blues. See we ain’t racist we added black music”
Lol bet they mean Eric “non-whites should be deported” Clapton and not BB King.
Don't forget your tactical Christmas stocking this holiday season! 💪
The whole tactical-style-for-not-tactical-thing makes me rage. Not because it exists, but because it's been picked up by the wrong demographic.
That sort of thing should belong to the realm of the ironic, and be worn by the person who has a bad joke to go with it.
Tactical baby carrier should be for the fun dad who uses it to make jokes about how you otherwise might notice the baby, and not the fragile guy who needs a shield to defend his masculinity in the face of raising his children.
It's like so much of these things started as a gag, and then got picked up by people who aren't in on the joke.
Tactical baby carrier should be for the fun dad who uses it to make jokes about how you otherwise might notice the baby
It still can be. The fun dad with tactical gear will reveal his fun-ness quickly enough. If the baby's binky is tactical black, but the multi-tool is Barbie™ pink, it might be a clue.
I honestly can't tell if this website is being ironic
I was tempted by Naval Supremacy but I didn't like the smell (which totally should have been Bay Rum).
Naval Supremacy; Nasal Inferiority
That's a very dumb name, but I really like the simple design and earth tone color of the bar itself.
On the other hand I don't think I'd like to smell like beer.
If you like earth tone soaps and are particular about scents, I’ve learned that making your own soap is pretty easy. I made my first batch a year ago and haven’t looked back.
You've got me pegged lol, I already make my own.
Hahaha nice!
I haven't bought beer scented soap from duke cannon but I have bought their solid cologne bars when I was looking for more sustainable alternatives to regular cologne. They smell decent and the scent lasts. The over the top masculine branding is cringe af though
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Duke Cannon has some cringe to it, but they are surprisingly crunchy when it comes to the ingredients they use in things, including the aluminum-free deodorant that I like.
I saw MAN CARD in the thumbnail and legitimately thought it said MAN CHILD and didn’t even question it.
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Is there anything more manly than washing clothes?
Washing the dishes with your manly muscles 😭🧽🫧
Can’t stand any of these masculinity targeted products. Also don’t flush any product down the toilet other than toilet paper. Those wipes clog sewers.
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