GiveOver

I thought only humans went to heaven. It's a real can of worms otherwise. Do worms go to heaven? Mosquitos? Bacteria? Viruses?

What makes me sad about heaven is that there must be a cutoff in the monkey -> human evolution chain. What happened to the very first human that met that cutoff? They'll be in heaven but their parents are too monkey and didn't make it :(

Well I know what to do if my gardener buddy ever pisses me off

I thought it was the main reason we brexited

Obviously kids will still try and get round it, but an outright phone ban makes it a lot easier for teachers to police. If you see a phone, it's confiscated.

Vs

"Put your phone away in class"

"Sorry Miss"

5 seconds later

"I said put it away!"

No

I once brought up an additional concern while I was in the room with the GP. He said "you're not supposed to do two issues in one appointment, but go ahead anyway"

Why are you posting this here. I'm a Burnley fan. I thought this was a safe space.

It's his fault for eating cereal though

If she was a real Megadeth fan she'd have hair like this

Because she says enter sandman

Hah sorry bud, I didn't actually downvote it and I'm sure I couldn't do better. Just offering an explanation to the lost soul above