GiveOver

In the UK our £2 coins have "Standing on the shoulders of giants" written around the rim, to remind us all that no, you wouldn't have thought of that, you berk.

I said straight men

You can tell by the fact that straight men never have a "work husband"

Don't whip a horse that's already sprinting

Where is your hard evidence?

I'm sure you scrolled past plenty of studies that agreed with me when searching for your cherry picked example.

I've seen more and more instances of somebody saying they "Googled it" but what they really did is read Google's AI overview. That's not the same.

Extremely happy with this one. I understand everyone's worries about surveillance and all that, and I agree with a lot of it, but I think in this case it's worth it. Social media is just that bad.

From my own point of view, I hate hate hate Instagram/Facebook/Tiktok. When my kids get to that age I'd be facing a binary choice of either letting them use it or turning them into the "one weird kid in the class who isn't allowed insta". Even if this law is only 25% effective, that's good enough for me. My kids will be in that 25% not using it, and I don't have to worry about them being social pariahs.

From a wider point of view, social media is severely fucking up the entire world. I think it's too much for most adults, let alone kids. No way should kids be on there.

In modern Steven Seagal films, multiple times they've shown his "military profile" and it's always the same picture from Under Siege, back when he wasn't a fat rapist. Just a chubby sex offender.

I always chat to scammers when they message me. A lot of them ask for Steam cards and I take immense delight in sending them the "I choo choo choose you" card from The Simpsons. Sad that this is coming to an end.

You're kinda confirming my pet theory that the "I don't do small talk" people are all cunts

Kids have always been scared of being awkward and not fitting in, but I can understand why the internet has sent it into overdrive for gen Z. I've had younger people use "cringe" as an insult at me, but I'm too old for that to affect me. I just feel pity that they're so scared of being themselves.

On a more positive note, I know a secondary school teacher who got good results out of saying "Well that's embarrassing" whenever her pupils were being twats.