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Vance tells a joke.
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Does he stuff socks into the front of those shoes.
He had several milkshakes thrown at him years ago, and the shakes were solid enough that his feet flattened out and elongated when struck by the devilish antifa shakes
they make honking sounds with every step to keep him center of attention
They're giving journalists cheap gabagool. Our democracy is under attack!
Gabagot'em.
it's not even the real deal Italian stuff, it was made in 🤢 new jersey
New Jersey gabagool sounds like it gives you 2928 kinds of PFAS and other chemical runoff if you look at it funny.
Depending on how close it's made to a polluted waterway sometimes it's the gabagool that looks at you funny.
2nd time today that I am reminded of Kenosha
Which isn't a lot, but oddly peculiar
I googled and I found this...
Sadly - it's satire.
He comes across like a spoiled high school kid making mean jokes about people he thinks are his friends and he thinks he's above them.
Like the shittiest high school bullies (and I've seen like a generation of them, year after year), the "joke" is "HAHA LOOK AT THAT UNDESIRABLE HAHA THEY SHOULD SUFFER HAHA SECULAR CALVINISM RULES"
IDK that's a good joke beltway journalists deserve to be degraded at all times
It would be if it weren't this annoying dork making it
happy cake day buckykat!
Thank you!
I don't get it
"people that are bad should eat bad food. Or maybe no food, because fuck poor people. You laugh and clap because you agree" 
Somehow it's even dumber than I thought
there's an idea there, 'get one over on those stinkin' lyin' journalists' but he's just such a black hole of charisma that he expresses this to the guy, presumably a supporter who takes pride in what he makes & sells which amounts to an insult.
if he'd just procured bad food and fed it to journalists on purpose to disrespect them, that would be mischief the CHUDS would lap up, we'd probably have a laugh ourselves. but instead of actually doing it he just says the idea out loud as a 'joke' disrespecting the deli owner.
🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱
He's trying to be mean and racist like Trump but he's not charismatic enough to pull it off.
Bluesky lib whining about the joke - https://subium.com/profile/kilgoretrout.bsky.social/post/3l26ajngk4i2a
An exmaple
Is he physically incapable of NOT being a complete asshole 24/7? At this point, it feels like he's leaning hard on the "worst VP pick since Palin" talking point and deciding to just run with it.
No. because he's an always online rightwing internet shithead, which means he is forever caught in thinking "lulz" is funny and not a sign he's been rotting mentally since the early 2000s
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Edit
An entirely different thread of lib whining - https://subium.com/profile/alexanderfurnas.com/post/3l26avxgruq25
I know it's a pointless wish - but I wish libs spent a bit more time on stuff that matters like actually solving homelessness instead of their daily and continuous outrage at right-wing trolling.
Literally "Jerk Store" level of insult but libs take offense.
Libs entirely forget (or pretended to forget) that their hero, Obama, aggressively used the Espionage Act against leakers and the media. And - of course - in private Obama and his aides must made jokes about the media just like Vance. Obama and his entourage hated the media. They just didn't say stuff in public.
I agree with the libs that implying the guy's food is bad and only worthy for punishing people is an incredibly weird joke to make? Also I dont see these posts as whining, I see it as the same kind of dunks we make here. Hell someone else here DID make the same point.
Tbh you'll probably be much happier not using Bluesky. It's got most of the same ragebait as Twitter and is not a good use of anyone's time
Hey, show some respect. The last joke he told got turned into a movie.
When I was in high school some popular kids stole childrens clothes from a donation bin, then ripped them like hulk (the scab) hogan. Same energy
Kids like that often remain pretty much the same the rest of their lives, but they start being "funny" like that to their wives and kids.
Did people get the Gallagher reference? I did - but I'm old.
Slapstick is one of the most basic of jokes, and predates Gallagher for sure.
Being a creepy bigoted minion for predatory plutocrats is also a pretty basic joke too.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
He look like he's contemplating shitting his pants
Byproduct of our vaunted Ivy League institutions. Nobody should be surprised that he probably can't tell a joke without indulging his mean streak.
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