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[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago

Me an my boi Crunch Wrap are good with that.

Have a treat, Crunchy.

[-] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

You leave Gordito out of this!

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

Ours:

Rocket (F) - Age 10

Keanu (M) - 8

Lorelei (F) - 2

Willow (F) - 4 months

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

They're all adorable!

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Are the last two named after characters from "The Devil Came Through Here" trilogy?

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Lorelei:

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Lorelei-German-legend

Willow was my wife's choice, not sure where she got it.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 34 points 1 month ago

chalupa do go hard though

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago

Soup... Tomato Soup

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 26 points 1 month ago

My boy cat is called Rails because Ruby on Rails, my girl cat is called Sushi just because .

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Whatever,

Crunchwrap Supreme is a great name. It's much easier to say than my fishes name:

Three doritos locos tacos supremes with a large Baja blast.

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

My daughter named her fish Sushi.

[-] ReCursing@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago

My partner's parents had a pair of cows called Mince and Steak

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[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

my cat's true name is whatever I come up with in the moment

  • kitty/kitty-kat/itty bitty kitty
  • bungus
  • bungle
  • baby cat
  • snoozer/sleepyhead
[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yup and the most important names, the ones that he responds to, are psp-psp-psp and ti-ti-ti.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

My cat's name is Elliot because he's got a mustache like the Mr. Robot mask, but I call him Admiral Derpits, Mingus, Ferbles, or Murface the Furface on a Surface

[-] wittyshizard@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Yeah my male cat was named Optimus Prime by the previous owner, and the female cat I got I named Nika, after the ancient Greek goddess Nike.

[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have a female cat named Toph. She’s a Tortie. Very fitting character and cat breed.

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Regretting calling my cat Persephone because I always have to spell it out to the vet reception over the phone.

Wait, is this just a trap to get our bank account security questions?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Mothers' maiden names are so crazy and random too, don't you think?

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[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

My girl cat was named GirlCat.

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

3 of our girl cats growing were named Shasta, Kahlua, and Sprite and one of the boys was named Orange Crush; all were named after drinks (and that time Dad sat on Crush).

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[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Either way the cat thinks of him or herself as a divinity.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago

Hey! Boy cats also get names after video game characters. Just ask Mr Bubbles.

[-] redisdead@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Momcat is named Alyx after the Half-Life character.

One of her daughters is named Junko, after the alpinist Junko Tabei because she climbs everywhere and is always the first one to jump onto new things

The other is named Spots because she has spots.

[-] Copythis@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Dog is named cat. Cat is named dog!

[-] CheesyGordita@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I tried, the wife said no. So I wear this name in my cats honor

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 1 month ago

My cat Neth'Sin the Ethereal Tormentor laughs at your modern goddesses.

[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago

My girl cat’s shortened name is bean, and I often call her black bean burrito (the other one’s food name is banana, because it rhymes with Rayla)

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure you understand how rhyming works

[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny

[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 month ago

Good ones maybe, but I never said it was one of those :)

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 month ago

Enchirito does sound like a good name for a cat... 🤔

[-] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 7 points 1 month ago

I love you, Beefy Crunch ❤️

[-] g0zer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

And here I am giving my pets human names like a weirdo: Brody (dog), Chad (dog), Sasha (cat) & Erin (cat)

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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

My cat is named Figaro after the cat from the animated Pinocchio film that he looks just like. My dog is named Ampix after a character who gets made fun of for his stupid name in a novel that my wife and I read.

[-] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

How is this so accurate?

We never thought about it, but of our three cats, the girls are named after a goddess and an empress, while the boy cat is named after a Starbucks menu item.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I just named a cat that got dumped at my work Johnny. It's a girl cat. Oops.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

My cats are named after a tattoo, an encoding system and a movie character.

[-] cheet@infosec.pub 12 points 1 month ago
[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Heh, good guesses.

Maze (because I have a maze, actually a labyrinth, tattooed on my back and she's stripey).

Hex (short for hexadecimal, but the pagans I used to date preferred to think otherwise).

Ripley (you can probably extrapolate for this one).

edit: line breaks.

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[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Ah, the Elon Musk children naming system.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago

It is as much of an honor to be named after Taco Bell items!

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I know a boy cat named Apollo

[-] don@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Whatever naming convention works for you Danny, so long as you heed your masters’ call.

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Mmmmm, I do miss the Enchirito

[-] fushuan@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Our girl cat is named Maki because she's small. Girls get food names too.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Some of us name our boy cats after Arby's menu items. That's how Double Roast Beef Sandwich got his name.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

My kitty Athena agrees. My kitty Nova does not (both girls). But the mentality is the same: respectable names that convey greatness. Because they fucking rock.

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