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[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 104 points 1 month ago

Tremendous loser energy. He fell off

[-] Roonerino@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago

Dude blundered into what could have been one of the photos of the decade but still managed to lose all his steam. They probably would have cut Biden months ago if they knew it would pull the rug out from under Trump's campaign like this.

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

? maybe I'm crazy, but this seems like a wild take

The thunder from Trump's assassination attempt was stolen by Biden stepping down

If Biden had stepped down and let Kamala take over sooner, and crazy dude (who wasn't shooting about anybody or anything in particular, afaik - dude was just shooting at whoever was closest) still shot at Trump on the same date, I truly believe the Dems would be fucked.

It is only the fickle nature of our news cycle (plus the fact that she ascended after the attempt on Trump's life) that's keeping her afloat.

Will be super interesting to see what happens in a couple months once the novelty wears off.

[-] Roonerino@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Yeah maybe, but news cycle aside, it kind of feels like the Trump campaign was just totally unprepared to take on anyone except Biden. It will definitely be an interesting few months, maybe the republicans will rally and democrats will find out how weird Kamala actually is? Who knows. All I know is that I'm disappointed I don't get to watch Genocide Joe suffer through another debate.

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 91 points 1 month ago

What the hell is this. He used to be funny

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 66 points 1 month ago

He's radiating loser energy these days

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Washed up psycho Donald Trump has a problem... His posts are no longer "hot"

sad-boi

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[-] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

He's spent the last four years complaining about losing, and he picked up it's stink.

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[-] Roonerino@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

It's easier to be funny when your opponent is a shambling corpse I guess.

[-] iminsomuchpainv2@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

Nooo he lost his fast ball. His old self could have played this hand better

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[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Losing Steve Bannon was a huge blow

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[-] Lester_Peterson@hexbear.net 58 points 1 month ago

Letting the Biden team schedule a debate before the DNC may become an all-time bag fumble

He allowed the Dems to replace the only person in America who was sure to lose against him

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lmao are we sure this is Donald? This is completely indistinguishable from your average unhinged Facebook boomerpost.

"Barack HUSSEIN Obama" dusting off the classics, I see.

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 48 points 1 month ago

Kamabla?

Umm... Okay, trying not to think too hard, his shit operates at like a fourth grade level. Does he mean Kama-blah? Because it reads like a typo, or like he's trying to say her name while really congested.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

it's like he's trying to do a remix of the old hit "Obamna"

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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[-] miz@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Ha, thank you, thank you. Do I win anything? Tokens for future turns on the lathe?

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the truth(tm) app started lagging and he just kept typing

Kamablah would be alright by his standards, sundowned, but he has to post better in general to stand any chance. It does not roll off the tongue though.

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[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago

Low energy. They took away his ability to post, and now his poster’s muscle has atrophied to the point of uselessness.

Look what they did to my boy.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago

He's back on his Obama birtherism shit.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

lmao this sucks man

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 month ago

So... He's doing well these days 🤦

[-] RION@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

He has lost the mandate of heaven

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

still can't come up with a zinger for kamala because copmala would offend his hogs

power waning

[-] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Copmala isn't even that good. Her name just doesn't breed zingers. Kamalama ding dong? Kooky Kamala isn't bad, and I'm surprised he's not using that one, but it's not racist enough. I'm guessing he's trying to find one that's ever so slightly racist.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Lol I was about to type this one.

Kamalama ding dong

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[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

Nearly incomprehensible

[-] goose@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

~…kamabla…~

SODA

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

He's really flailing around trying to find something that lands and the magic just isn't there. This just radiates big mad loser energy.

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

thought kamabla was a typo but he's using it in every single post?


[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

That last one is so telling, don't post when you're hungry.

[-] VHS@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's funny how the right is just openly mad that the Democrats made somewhat competent choices for once. They really wanted Biden on the ticket (for obvious reasons) and they really wanted Shapiro because the murder cover-up thing would have been a huge liability for him.

[-] EelBolshevikism@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

"unconstitutional"? does he think the Democratic and Republican parties are part of the constitution?

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

"unconstitutional" is simply boomer for "thing i do not like" (citation: the Roberts court)

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[-] axont@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

lol who does he think he's appealing to. Chuds regard all Democrats as identical and liberals seem to not care if it's Harris

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

the anarcho-bidenist supercells

[-] amphibian@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

"ReTruths" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago
[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

I’ll take that, his ass is staying in until January in (false) hope of a coup

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[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

the words are still trumpy but the verve is all gone

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[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

he knows he is cooked.

[-] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

"Shifty Adam Schiff" could use a punch-up. may I suggest "Adam Shifty"

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[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

He's getting sub 40k likes on his most popular posts for the past day, 7mil followers lol embarrassing, they can barely astroturf on their astroturfing site

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Cryin' Chuck" I could see that for John Boehner but, not Schumer.

Also, fun fact: Boehner was the orange man on TV that my mom blamed everything on before Trump came along. I used to tell her to save her breath because as soon as he's gone, they'll replace him with another orange man to hate.

His heart's not in it

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Yeah, this is a weak post and his energy isn't there anymore.

But I disagree with a lot of people here, I still think he's going to win.

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[-] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

you can really see some of that old fire in him here. this is sad. he yearns for the good ole days (like 4 years ago)

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

https://youtu.be/NGrLb6W5YOM?

This song set to a montage of Trump forelornly walking around Mar-a-Lago, playing golf, frowning at the TV in color interspersed with black and white cuts of him and Biden at the debates.

During the crescendo he opens the door to Eric and Don Jr's bedroom but their racecar bunk beds are both empty and Trump shuffles away.

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