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[-] Fermion@feddit.nl 81 points 1 month ago

The crack in the drawer front is really the icing on the cake here.

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 106 points 1 month ago

That's not icing, that's paint. And it's not a cake it's a drawer. Jesus some people on the internet are so dumb smdh

[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 month ago

I don't know. I've been fooled before... this whole thing could be a cake.

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

I see you've played draw-ee cakey before.

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[-] Lag@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

That's where they cut the whole cabinet to shrink it. You can see the cut line on the frame of the cabinet and the drawer too.

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Yup. Completely the wrong approach, too.

They would have been better off making it open shelves, as it looks like it's near a doorway or passthrough, making it open on that side rather than the side the drawer face is currently on.

Then put a slim door panel or an applique on the cabinet front side to make it look clean.

I'm sure they had a "very good reason" though.

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[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago

This is the malicious compliance drawer. "sure, we'll put a drawer there you stupid fuck, no problem"

[-] tektite@slrpnk.net 53 points 1 month ago
[-] exanime@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Lol, thank you for this

[-] Nomad@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

That was a wild ride.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 47 points 1 month ago

You don't have a spaghetti drawer?

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Snake Prison solitary confinement (banned by Geneva Convention.)

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago
[-] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Don't you just hang yours by your toilet?

[-] amenji@programming.dev 32 points 1 month ago

Maybe that isn't a problem

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[-] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 33 points 1 month ago

I'd use it for pez

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

That's your machete drawer

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

You guys don't a have a ruler drawer in your kitchen?

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

I want to see in the little cupboard underneath it.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Probably great for one chopping board?

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Or cookie sheets, the cupboard seems tall enough for that. The drawer is just..I'm thinking maybe a bunch of skewers. That's it.

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[-] HamsterRage@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago

Often things like this are intended to be support for something else. Maybe there's something nearby that's hinged and can fold down on to it?

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[-] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago

That's clearly the chopstick drawer

[-] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago

That was my first thought!

My second was, "How do you get them out?"

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago
[-] Umthisguy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

But how do you get that chopstick out?? There's no beginning, it's chopsticks all the way down!

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[-] bstix@feddit.dk 21 points 1 month ago

you put weed in there, close it and open it again.

[-] pirat@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Something like this, but for weed?

1000005993

[-] MrSoup@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago
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[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

One drawer full of spaghetti.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

Knife drawer, for someone who doesn't own many knives

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 21 points 1 month ago

...and wants to make getting them out dangerous.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago

...and wants to make getting them out ~~dangerous~~ exciting.

FTFY

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Or for someone who uses a fucking katana as a kitchen knife.

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[-] Windex007@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago
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[-] MySkinIsFallingOff@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

🎶STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWER 🎸🤟😤

[-] Poots@mander.xyz 13 points 1 month ago

Hear me out: toothpick drawer.

Eat some corn on the cob? Open up the toothpick drawer and get those cracks clean!

Need to test the cake is done? Open up the toothpick drawer and stab away!

Toothpick drawer™️

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

You don't have a sword drawer?

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

Dang, I wish I had a taco drawer.

[-] sramder@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

More of a taco slot really…

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don't let JD Vance near that drawer

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[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

JD Vance knows what to do with this.

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[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

If you dropped something in there, getting it back out again would be an adventure.

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[-] scrion@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Pull, rail gigantic line, close with your butt, done.

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago
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[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It's for mounting a pasta maker.

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