Pro tip for anyone living alone: Put away all but one of each thing, so that if you need an item and it's dirty, you have to clean it. Learned that trick a decade ago and I went from Mount Everdish to pretty much nothing.

They should switch their production line from exploding lithium ion batteries to regular lithium ion batteries.

He can't, as he's currently serving a life sentence for selling grannies.

Did you always not have one?

Burn the rich.

Hey! You'd better be talking about a BBQ because I was promised eating.

...our legal entity, which presents itself as an organization not connected to the Russian Federation in any way.

I hope they all turn out to be trans.

The Swedish tax agency is pretty well respected because they have their shit together. When it's time for us to do our taxes, we get forms sent home already filled in by the tax agency, and for most people those numbers are accurate and it takes less than a minute for us to do our taxes. Send a text message and you're done. And usually what happens is you get money back.

It would have been nice if this world wasn't run by fucking children.

One of us is high as fuck and I don't think it's me.

Logitech is a good name for computer peripherals. Logi sounds like underwear or something.

So, instead of getting the ability to search for videos properly, with negative search terms, user defined video length spans, exact dates, sort by reverse date order etc... we get ambient mode and color search? Can someone please, for the sake of humanity and my sanity, erase this company and its parent from the planet.