😏 ...Is there a Mrs. Fusion?

and to different degrees at different deaths.

Was that supposed to say depths?

My rules are if you make a web you can stay, but all running spiders will be put outside. No bed, no hanging above the bed, no towels, never on my body without permission, and if you don't let me catch you with my homemade spider trap (a little bell jar and paper coaster), I'll inform the cat of your whereabouts.

The owner of a company I worked for made it through interviews and the entire hiring process several times without telling people their hourly pay. I'd trained new employees who asked me how much they'd be making. When I mentioned it, the owner was like, "They never asked!" WHAT THE FUCK.

Obviously it's a Tool concert. You'll probably see some Korn in the fields over by the Fear Factory. Hopefully the audience doesn't Rage Against the Machine or there'll be Megadeth!

You've been banned from r/Pyongyang

I'm new to Linux and was struggling to print from LibreOffice the other day because my printer suddenly wasn't listed.

Hi, yeah, the printer wasn't plugged into the computer.

That's where I keep my Longg Longgg Maaaaan

I wonder how Maua would feel if they named her Paul instead.

If X becomes XXX does he gain more power? The more times his favorite letter appears, the stronger his dipshittery becomes!

The gay agenda's got axes now?

Turning the frogs gay and then giving them axes!!

So he named his company after the world's only natural nuclear reactor in Oklo

Am I the only one who gets tired of having search results (which are already terrible) get even worse when capitalists take names for their products and companies from native languages and locations, making it harder to find information about the pre-existing stuff?

I'm interested in Gabon's natural nuclear reactor, not in some stupid saltman company.