How does this article not have a comparison plot?

Helped me get my rocks off, at least

That crow didn't die of natural causes, it was a murder

Sweet fucking Jesus, I hated that

A new ripoff of an old classic

Maybe there's no mandatory service in her country

Grover is not the cookie monster

I'm sorry that the two other people who replied to you are fucking dumb dumbs.

"I never thought the leopards would eat my face!"

Holy shit no way

The Jesuses surrounding them should be drawn as middle eastern to get a tidy four triggers in the picture