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[–] miz@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Can I get uhhhhhhh 🅱️oneless cow tools

[–] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Gary Larson go on Chapo

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

boneless wings aren't even made from the fuckin wings for fucks sake i'm so fucking angry

[–] miz@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

The second stage is perversion of reality, where people come to believe that the sign is an unfaithful copy, which "masks and denatures" reality as an "evil appearance—it is of the order of maleficence". Here, signs and images do not faithfully reveal reality to us, but can hint at the existence of an obscure reality which the sign itself is incapable of encapsulating.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is stupid from every direction imaginable.

Boneless doesn't mean boneless? Oh, okay. Words don't mean things anymore. Cool.

But also, imagine inhaling your nuggies so fucking fast that you don't notice a fucking bone in your mouth. Do you just not chew your food? Pour that slop right down my esophagus, fuck yeah.

[–] yoink@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (10 children)

plenty of people have problems chewing or digesting food, which is why they'd go for something softer and guaranteed to be safer like boneless chicken

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[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

truth in advertising laws are a violation of my first amendment rights

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gotta love how our garbage food continues to get worse

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tyson ~~Cat~~ Hurricane Chow

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I'm just itching to stick around long enough to get me some Bachelor Chow

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Boneless wings will now be just "wings" and typical wings will now be known as "extra boney".

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

lathe-of-heaven

Astroturfed CHUD cultural war push to make Rogan dudebros who think soy makes you trans start thinking eating bone chips in your big boy nuggies makes you an alpha male brain genius

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Protect the small business tyrants at any cost.

[–] neo@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

this is the most down is up court ruling i've ever seen wtf

[–] buh@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

can't have shit in ohio 🤦‍♀️

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."

[–] Balooog@discuss.online 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Great Boonta Vista stinger

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This reminds me, gotta catch up on Boonta Vista Socialism Club

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[–] glans@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

has this site found out about brass eye yet? as a collective

i'm going to go post it to videos

and watch again

that shit never gets old

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[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago
[–] TheChemist@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What? Will the bones be ground into bonemeal and mixed INSIDE the chicken goop?

[–] WhiteModerateQuoteHuman@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, the article says the lawsuit is about a guy who got injured because a piece of bone in his boneless wings got stuck in his throat.

[–] Lerios@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

doesn't this set a precedent to destroy basically all false advertising rules ever? your nut-free products can now contain nuts, because fuck you. your meatless cookies can contain cats. your arsenic-free soda can give you arsenic poisoning, fuck it. i don't know anything about the usamerikkan legal system, but how can this possibly hold up?

[–] TrudeauCastroson@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Couldn't disagree more with the the ruling, the dissenting opinion is right.

You don't expect a bone fragment in breast meat, which is what boneless wings typically are. Even the argument that "boneless" is a style of preparation, it doesn't make sense to expect bones.

The court probably doesn't want to imply it should be made from a specific (more expensive) cut of meat, but even in the pink-sludge-style nuggets you shouldn't get a bone either.

I feel bad for the guy who has to pay for his own healthcare now.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Even the argument that “boneless” is a style of preparation

"Boneless" even as a style of preparation strongly suggest, well, removing bones.

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[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 years ago

They figure if you can sell unlimited data as an ISP or cellular carrier that is quite limited in every sense of the word, then why not boney boneless chikin?

Death to America

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

hell yeah, this is the foundation of a new era of jurisprudence

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ohio should be removed from the earth. Down to the bedrock. Just... set adrift into space. So long and thanks for all the idiotic election cycles where some dipshit "aw shucks" arch-reactionary agribusinessman got interviewed on TV because his stupid, stupid state had an earlier primary. Fucking pox upon that place.

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thread needs a (CW: Food) and NSFW flag, btw.

[–] chicory@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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