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[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

this might be my most cringe hot take, but i've never met a "boob guy" that wasn't an absolute pig.

"butt guy" is far superior, outmatched only by "foot guy" and "thigh guy"

[-] BovineUniversity@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I've never met an "x guy" that wasn't a pig. Like why are you letting me know your sexual preferences?

[-] lorty@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 6 months ago

Same. It just feel like the internet has been getting hornier and hornier as time went on. People have become really unashamed of spouting their creepiness everywhere.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

I don’t think it’s a horniness thing, the internet has always been full of porn. It’s that people now can’t just have preferences, for whatever, they need to put those preferences on a pedestal, to validate themselves. It’s why gamergate types act like playing a big booba waifu game is standing up for free speech and fighting censorship.

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago

this might be my most cringe hot take, but i've never met a "boob guy" that wasn't an absolute pig.

well it's been real. i'll just delete my account and head on over to the police academy

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

Don't do it, comrade. We can reeducate you!

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

40 hours of hypno femboy feminization porn a week

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

Am I the only "face person" here?

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Truly, one in a million

[-] drowns@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Trying being someone who is only attracted to faceless eldritch horrors that stalk the shadows of their vision.

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

There are dozens of us! Dozens!!

[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago
[-] red_stapler@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

I've been called out! feral-hog

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago
[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

i'm not sure i understand the reference

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

I cannot find it, but it was a pretty long manga of some anime dude ranting about how boobs are elitist and butts are the true working class option (basically, boobs are hereditary or bought, butts are the product of labour). In my mind its "Maoist Buttman", but I have no idea how I would even begin searching for it.

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

that's real theory right there.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago
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[-] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I think it is from prision school. I am not going to Google anime butts in an attempt to find out though. Godspeed soldier

[-] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

I object to being a guy of any kind but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get all fluttery about my partner’s thighs sometimes

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