Boobs just rock, it's a fact
-52 year-old man
Elon is someone's dad.
Imagine your own parent tweeting something like this out in the public. Even if Elon Musk's your dad, that's a good way to get your kids bullied.
: "Well well well, if it isn't coomer junior!"
My >60 year old dad unironically barks at women with big boobs in films as a joke sometimes aand looks back to see if he got a laugh from anyone and I always just have to pretend to not understand what he's doing. I basically just look like 
whenever he does shit like that
That is a very 52 year old man take, so it tracks.
I'm 31 and I do agree that boobs are pretty nice.
Wouldn't post that to a social media company that I own though.
I wasn't this childish as a literal child.
me, 48, hanging out with my 15 year old friends casually on discord
I have much more sophisticated jokes with the 16 year old cashiers I work with.
accusing anyone I don't like of being a pedo
BRB, gonna tell an AI to make me an image of Elon Musk with big honking boobs to test the limits of his apparent love of AI boobs.
this guy has unlimited fuck you money and he's just posting dogshit on twitter what a fucking loser
That's one of the things that bothers me most about him specifically. Like all billionaires are soulless ghouls that exist to suck the life out of the working class so they can live lives of unimaginable luxury, but at least they're using their place in the exploitive hierarchy of capital to do things most people can't even dream of.
Musk is such a pathetic loser. If I had his resources there's no way in hell I would be wasting time posting online, let alone buying the website that I post on because I think they're "unfair" or whatever. He's been born into a life that kings and emperors throughout history would be envious of and he's doing this shit
also hate that people think he's a smart person, coworker was reading his biography and i just told him about his dads emerald mine and that any rich piece of shit can pay a writer to write some fake dogshit to make them seem cool and interesting
It would be one thing if he used that money to permanently solve problems. Let's take climate change: he's the EV guy so he could use some of his wealth to build a ton of solar and wind farms or at the very least keep his brand image in 2014 until now. He could have been hailed as a hero and had a ton of statues built in his honor, even if its for a selfish reason like both the glory and to "prove the left wrong" that the private sector can in fact be trusted to do the right thing.
But no, he cares more about looking cool so any principles he had he has betrayed for the sake of blind conformity. Look at his recent efforts of him defending the oil industry, like....way to undersell your own EV company, I'll just stick to my Honda Civic TYVM. Did he get MK ultra'd or something?
"I sleep in a big bed with my wife" meme except Kirk and Homer both have massive honkers.
I sleep in a big bed with your wife
could someone please just kill him
Wow what a boomer, the cool kids he so desperately wants to be call them "Mommy Dommy Milkers"
Imagine spending $13B on state of the art software and this is the only realistic use case.
most boys waiting for the killer app to come out so they can stop keeping it a secret and finally tell people they're using it for something other than porn, elon musk just says the quiet part out loud.
if I were even more immature than I am, was unbanned from twitter, and were a sexist arsehole, I would spend the next 5 days using AI to make Ghislaine's breasts slightly bigger with each iteration and reply to him non-stop with the results
To steal a tweet from a twitterer who twote his tweet: Imagine being a woman working for this guy.
He makes me fear aging ๐
in less than 20 years you'll be able to tell your blackmarket AI to auto-boob any movie/tvshow/family photos/zoom meetings and it'll use less energy than your HVAC.
If someone tries to auto-boob me, I'll just know. I have an instinct for these things.
please tell me we'll also be able to auto-boob ourselves
Elon, a loser uses AI to draw boobs. I, an artist, draw boobs on memes in MS paint.
more and more I realize that many adults have never truly left middle school
WOAH ELON LIKE BAZONGAZ!!! JUST LIKE ME DOOD!!!
this might be my most cringe hot take, but i've never met a "boob guy" that wasn't an absolute pig.
"butt guy" is far superior, outmatched only by "foot guy" and "thigh guy"
I've never met an "x guy" that wasn't a pig. Like why are you letting me know your sexual preferences?
this might be my most cringe hot take, but i've never met a "boob guy" that wasn't an absolute pig.
well it's been real. i'll just delete my account and head on over to the police academy
Don't do it, comrade. We can reeducate you!
40 hours of hypno femboy feminization porn a week
The Narwhals Bacon at Midnight sir!
how can i cultivate an appreciation for ass? where is sir mix a lot when i need him?
this is thigh erasure
I just saw a post on tumblr about an ad where him and zucc are mudwrestling with enormous tits.
Whoa there Mr. Elon, I thought having any libido whatsoever made me a no-good debbil loving sinner!
If you're so great, why not set a good example for us sinful peasants?
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