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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 118 points 1 month ago (15 children)

The best thing about this protein craze is almost everyone gets enough anyways and the body excretes excess protein so the cheapest and easiest way to get extra protein is to drink a gymbro's piss.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Its sterile and I like the taste.

[–] zer0hour@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I know this is all jokes, but just to stop the perpetual piss is sterile thing, it's absolutely not sterile

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah, a lot of people suffer from bladder infections. Would increase their life quality if it was indeed sterile.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Somehow bladder infections are a thing and people think your piss pouch can be simultaneously infected and sterile.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do people actually believe that?

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Yup. I've heard people say this growing up. I also saw it on tv on a medical show. The doctor was operating on someone and pissed and when people looked at him in shock. He just said "What? It's sterile. It's just pee." Or some shit like that.

People will believe anything if you repeat it long enough.

[–] residentoflaniakea@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know you're joking but urine should not contain any protein in a healthy body.

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 16 points 1 month ago

So you choose option #2? 😂

[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I did the math recently and I think that in order to hit what the WHO considers the minimum safe protein for my weight, I would have to eat WAY more, like twice what I typically do.

This may be a vegan-specific problem.

[–] jumponboard@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's not a vegan problem. It's a food selection problem.

I'm vegan and I eat plenty of protein. More than most non vegans

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Beans and lentils are your friend.

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I may ask, what is your target grams per day of protein?

[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

According to this calculator I should be eating 53g protein per day.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

As someone who needs to lose weight, that calculator says my who minimum safe protein is 113 g/day. As a carnivore, I don’t see how I do this on most days.

I call bs on the claim that most of us get too much protein. Overweight people are less likely to and plant eaters are less likely to.

The muscle building community recommendations are based on insufficient evidence and are likely too high. I do believe those following them likely to get excessive protein their body can’t use but I don’t see how that generalizes to “most people”

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It says I should be eating between 67 and 200+ g of protein, because of how much I exercise it should probably be like 150+ and I'm definitely not eating enough protein.

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Drink Bean smothies

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

You make a surprisingly salient point, sir

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 10 points 1 month ago

If you’re older this is not true. Near all of the older people i know need protein supplemented.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

My doc says I need to build muscle mass to fix my shoulder and protein helps so I'm one of the few who needs it and I don't really buy into the craze.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only the nitrogen is excreted. The body converts the rest into glucose then fat. So the excess protein in everything is literally making us fatter and more unhealthy!

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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

🤣 I do it to keep weight on so what puzzles me is people who drink protein drinks to lose weight. My diet plan is pretty simple (it's just a basic hierarchy of choices):

  • eat the option with the most fiber
  • that being equal, eat the option with the most protein
  • THAT being equal, eat the thing with the highest polyunsaturated fat
  • after that, eat the thing that tastes best and has the least uncomplicated carbohydrates
  • eat the thing with the least trans fat

I usually don't even get past #2 and very rarely past 3.

[–] Damarus@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Protein makes you sated much more quickly than carbs, so a protein rich diet compliments losing weight.

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[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nobody should be drinking those to lose weight, because weight lifting to the point of needing extra protein is very much a way to gain mass, and doing both at once(gain mass and slim up) is extremely hard. Weight lifting being the most obvious way someone might actually need extra protein.

Other exercise, outside of extreme situations, doesn't need extra-high protein intake, so it's just excessive. Especially for lower intensity exercise that someone looking to slim up should be doing more of.

Also with how much extra junk a lot of those protein powders/bars/etc come with, it's just ill advised. Sugar, cholesterol, carbs, etc. Some are really bad choices in general vs just eating a normal meal.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Losing fat is more about gaining muscle to increase base metabolism. Drinking protein shakes also causes a loss of visceral fat in the absence of any other changes

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

I know you think you're trying to make piss-drinking happen, but it's not going to happen.

[–] jumponboard@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's because almost everyone eats too much (bad) stuff.

If you are on a cut, you have to select your food wisely in order to get enough protein while still maintaining the cut.

Also, it is wiser to eat too much protein than limit your gains due to a shortage in protein. Imagine working out and not getting the additional reward for the additional set because you eat too little protein.

That’s why you should drink the piss bro.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ve read this stated before and I don’t see how it’s true.

  • us RDA is based on weight and we’re a fat country. While I’ve not tried comprehensive counting, it looks like I’d need 5 chicken breasts/day. Unless there’s a lot of hidden protein in my diet, That never happens
  • most of this is backlash against gymbro recommendation with much higher protein levels to build muscle, that’s not really evidence based. Sure but it does makes sense that some amount more is better: maybe I need to eat 6 chicken breasts in a day. That also never happens
[–] jet@hackertalks.com 2 points 1 month ago

us RDA is based on weight and we’re a fat country. It looks like I’d need to eat 5 chicken breasts/day.

There is literature supporting this should be your ideal body weight rather then total weight for obese people (i.e. based on your non-fat mass)

A complicating factor is the guidelines are calibrated for people eating poorly digested non-complete proteins, must labels for protein are based on crude protein - a rough nitrogen estimate, not actual amino acid measurements. If your eating 100g of beef protein vs 100g of wheat protein you are getting very different levels of meaningful protein.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Vegetarians and especially vegans need to either supplement protein or make sure to eat lots of protein-rich stuff like chickpeas or lentils.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They need to eat regular foods that have a regular amount of protein.

Someone trying to eat 2000 calories per day and hit 100 grams of protein (a pretty high target) only needs 5g of protein per 100 calories. That includes things like lentils and beans, sure but it also includes things like peanut butter or broccoli (6g per 100 calories). Things like bread or pasta or most other wheat products (3.5g per 100 calories) are pretty close to begin with.

A peanut butter sandwich has about 8g of protein from the bread and 7g from the peanut butter. That's 15g of protein for 340 calories.

A slice of cheese pizza has 21g protein for 430 calories.

A can of beans has 25g protein for 420 calories.

A package of firm tofu has 32g protein for 280 calories.

Compare that to things like hot dogs (10g protein per 300 calorie hot dog), 80/20 hamburger (20g protein per 300 calorie serving), or breakfast sausage (11g protein per 270 calories), or bacon (10g protein per 170 calories), and it becomes obvious that trying to get 5g of protein per 100 calories isn't that much easier with meat compared with dedicated processed high protein foods (whether meat based, dairy based, egg based, or other plant based) of supplements.

For most people, just eating normal is fine. For those of us who lift weights and might want to maintain lower body fat, it takes more work, but even omnivores will tend towards isolated dairy protein rather than eating meat willy nilly.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Funny how you completely left out (sweet)potatoes, paprika, carrots and other vegetables with as low as 2g of protein per 100kcal (which may make up a big portion of a vegans intake) and meat with 15+g per 100kcal.

Wheat products being pretty close to begin with sounds nice but it still means they are too low on protein and those definitely make up a large portion of most peoples calorie intake.

I know people who ate bread and spaghetti bolognese every day during uni, and just leaving out the minced meat would definitely drop them below recommended levels.

I get what you mean though, my comment was misleading, you probably wont have a deficiency when eating normally (which means diversely, so still paying attention), but I would still say it is way easier to hit the recommended levels with meat, they just dont need to think about it, most people eat way more meat than necessary anyway. Also, spending some time thinking about your eating habits and nutrition intake to get a balanced diet is way healthier than simply supplementing protein, I did not mean that thats what I recommend.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Funny how you completely left out (sweet)potatoes, paprika, carrots and other vegetables with as low as 2g of protein per 100kcal

Other than potatoes, those are all low calorie foods that are easy to just ignore when meal planning. You can eat a 2 kg (4.4 lb) bag of bell peppers/paprika, roughly 15-20 peppers, and it's only 600 calories.

Wheat products being pretty close to begin with sounds nice but it still means they are too low on protein and those definitely make up a large portion of most peoples calorie intake.

They are definitely more than enough for most people. The example I used, of 5g protein per 100 calories, is a fairly tight example of a bodybuilder on a calorie restricted cut, and probably twice that of a person with more typical needs.

For someone who is physically active and has a higher caloric requirement, like a typical 180 lb (82 kg) athletic man, their maintenance calories are 2800 and their protein needs are around 100g (with health issues possibly showing up below 70g). If they're actively bodybuilding they might need 150g of protein, but they're also going to be physically active enough to have a higher calorie budget. And for most people, there's no muscle building/retention benefit of getting more than 0.8g per pound (or 1.8g per kg) of body weight. Basically, the 5g per 100 calorie budget applies to a pretty narrow category of people who are trying to optimize for something specific rather than just people who want to live their lives.

And even for those vegan bodybuilders, it's not that hard to just supplement with pea protein, eat some processed proteins (like tofu), not that different from omnivore bodybuilders who use lots of whey/casein protein isolated from dairy products. Or they can go get those protein supplemented pastas and breads and just eat normally.

For a normal 200 lb (91 kg) man who isn't trying to be a competitive athlete, 80g of protein on 3000 calories is enough to stay healthy. So when budgeting 2.6g of protein per 100 calories, at that point things like potatoes and carrots and bell peppers are already staying ahead of the curve.

Obviously less choice makes things harder. But for people who are actively trying to optimize their diets for body composition, the supplements are useful regardless of whether you eat meat or not.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Wrong. Plants are protein. They eat some beans and grains that have lysine and methionine amino acids which are lower in plant proteins.

Those protein powders the brahs eat are from plants.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A lot of the bro powders use whey protein which is a dairy product.

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