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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'd use a grenade but you would have to have a grenade to get the grenade, first the scissors now this.

[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Magnets usually

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 118 points 3 days ago (40 children)

The best thing about this protein craze is almost everyone gets enough anyways and the body excretes excess protein so the cheapest and easiest way to get extra protein is to drink a gymbro's piss.

[–] jumponboard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's because almost everyone eats too much (bad) stuff.

If you are on a cut, you have to select your food wisely in order to get enough protein while still maintaining the cut.

Also, it is wiser to eat too much protein than limit your gains due to a shortage in protein. Imagine working out and not getting the additional reward for the additional set because you eat too little protein.

That’s why you should drink the piss bro.

[–] residentoflaniakea@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I know you're joking but urine should not contain any protein in a healthy body.

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is so disingenuous, technically yes we do our bodies automatically shit off the cravings when we get enough.

but that protein is in such low concentration in the food we eat that we are forced to eat 15X the carbs we eat to get the proper protein.

that's why McDonald's with their nipple sized beef works so well it gives you just enough protein to make you think it is healthy and you have to order 15X the amount you need.

if you eat something with higher concentration of protein you won't need the extra carbs your brain doesn't know to stop eating not to mention the transfat and sodium and no fiber that comes with the bread.

Not to say this bar is that, it looks like it's loaded with sugar aswell but proper protein powder is not.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Come on drink the piss bro.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That's another thing the Gym bros absolutely should be eating the protein, even in excess.

when your body is growing muscle it needs to know it has a readily available supply of protein, the body won't grow muscle if it thinks it cannot get enough resources to grow it.

and the extra protein isn't simply pissed out it is burned for energy, the exact type of energy you need for lifting weights unlike carbs that take time to digest and build muscle while you sleep the extra protein goes into the energy you need for lifting the weights.

[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 days ago (15 children)

I did the math recently and I think that in order to hit what the WHO considers the minimum safe protein for my weight, I would have to eat WAY more, like twice what I typically do.

This may be a vegan-specific problem.

[–] jumponboard@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's not a vegan problem. It's a food selection problem.

I'm vegan and I eat plenty of protein. More than most non vegans

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pay for the bars and the cashier will open them

[–] webp@mander.xyz 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I feel like there is an easier option somewhere

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 1 points 20 hours ago

Become a cashier

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Hammer or sometimes the keys to these are just a pattern of magnets.

[–] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 20 points 3 days ago

I think LPL has a video in these. All you need is a strong magnet to operate the latching mechanism from the outside

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

I was gonna buy more stuff but all the space in my basket was taken up by these stupid fucking boxes.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] MightBeAlpharius@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This. The actual tool is dead simple, just a plastic bar with a magnet and a couple of little plastic nubbins to help line it up in the right place.

...It's also only $15 on Amazon, so it should pay for itself pretty quickly

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[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you ate protein bars you could just smash them open with your hands, at least that's how I understand protein works 🤔

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