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ken klippenstein's stuff is usually good, but genuinely in what sense would this remotely be possible, in a logistical sense? isn't "iran's uranium stockpile" effectively literal tons of material to move that is also currently buried under bombed nuclear development facilities? last time i checked there's no such thing as SEAL team Concrete so... does anyone know what i'm missing here?
The “going to get the uranium” strategy is something I’ve basically only seen floated on this website by MarmiteLover123 and he’s acknowledged this would require special equipment and days/weeks of work to complete, imo highly unlikely
What if seals are built different and can just sorta handle that shit?
Crack smoking marathon sesh at Fort Bragg right now, they’re getting ready
I'm getting a bit off topic but you reminded me of how Seth Harp talked about one of these operators that killed his JSOC buddy, and other vets said about the murderer, paraphrasing, "yeah he was fine when we were getting high on cocaine, he could handle that, but with alcohol oh boy he was out of control."
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I feel like klippy is wrong or dumb like 50%of the time, maybe I’m mixing him up woth someone else
You're probably thinking Edding Germentum (no idea how to spell that).
Edit: Klippy is wrong about the uranium imo though. But I do think he's right about the bluff.
You mean Ettingermentum, I'm guessin'.
It's all one word?!
Imagine if trump does to the uranium what he did to Maduro. It would ptobably result in a lot of us military getting odd cancers
Maybe Trump thinks they can get radiated and turn into super soldiers?
he saw the latest marvel slop and thought it was a good idea
Uranium. Right? We have the best uranium. We have so much of it, you wouldn’t believe it. People say, 'Sir, what are you doing with all that uranium?' I say, we’re making supersoldiers. The best supersoldiers.
Now, the radical left - they’ll say, 'Oh, it’s dangerous, you can’t expose people to radiation.' Wrong. I’ve seen the movie. You know the one? With the guy? He gets the radiation and then, bam! He’s unbeatable. He’s got the strength, the speed. The skin. Very tough skin. They say my skin is very tough, by the way.
But the lying media, they hear 'uranium' and they panic. They say, 'Trump wants to give our troops cancer.' I'm not going to give them cancer. My uncle - a very smart man, very smart - he told me all about uranium. He told me about nuclear power. Beautiful big towers. I want to give them power. Tremendous power. We’re going to have soldiers who can lift a tank over their heads. I’ve seen the schematics. They’re beautiful schematics. I said to the generals, ‘Why aren’t we doing this?’ They said, 'Sir, the Geneva Convention…' I said, 'Forget the Convention. We’re making a new one. The Trump Convention.' It’s going to be much better, with much more winning.
in the sense everyone with brains is not touching this with a 10-foot pole, so they are running their plans by claude.
didn't trump say he was going to try something like this? obviously there are a lot of problems with that idea just on the face of it but yk. some people theorized it was their exit strategy. take a mysterious box from the coast, load it into a helicopter, declare victory in the middle east
he has, but this has been considered dubious for the reasons i outlined.
of course it's not gonna work. but trump might try anyway so he can declare victory and boost his numbers at home. or because his techbro contingent wants to abandon west asia completely. or maybe he won't and the us will be economically fucked for a while.