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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 148 points 1 day ago (9 children)

A vegetable wouldn't hurt you.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 94 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 47 points 23 hours ago

Stop it, you're killing him!

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

I'm a vegetarian once removed. A lot of the animals I eat were vegetarians.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It would if it fell on your head. Checkmate atheists.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 15 hours ago

It would also kill you if it was fired out of a cannon without breaking apart somehow

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

One of the episodes that had me in stitches was when he ate seafood from a dumpster then went out in his rowboat for a cruise.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 19 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Potatoes could. The leaves, sprouts, and underground stems (tubers) of potatoes contain a toxic substance called glycoalkaloid. Glycoalkaloids make a potato look green when it's exposed to light, gets damaged, or ages. Eating potatoes with a high glycoalkaloid content can cause nausea, diarrhea, confusion, headaches, and death.

Also, the sentient mutant vegetables on Atrack of the Killer Tomatoes will definitely want to do harm toward OP.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago

Not to mention, if you try to swallow a potato whole (as one does), you risk choking to death.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

From what I understand, green potatoes are rendered harmless by boiling, as the poisons are water soluble. Though they are not rendered inactive by boiling, they are diffused through the water, rendering it inadvisable to reuse for boiling other foods. Following that, harvesting these poisons is relatively easy and a good way to get Cheney, that asshole, to keep to his own fucking food.

Not disagreeing, trying to keep food waste down.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

How did we get to Cheney here?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

now I have Attack of the Killer Tomatoes song in my head, what a fucking classic!

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 1 points 21 hours ago

I think the sequel is even better

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I am sure you shouldn't eat raw potatoes anyway

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 hours ago

Tomatoes are fruit! Although I don't know if the mutant tomatoes still count as such.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm a vegetarian once removed. A lot of the animals I eat were vegetarians.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

A chicken would eat you if it could

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 9 points 23 hours ago

Hogs eat anything you put in their trough and I mean anything.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Hey I didn't say all of them, and the chicken that defeats me in single combat is welcome to feed upon my corpse.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

I ain't fuckin' with THAT chicken, I've seen him do some shit.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

This is an argument that it’s morally fair to be chickenarian

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 23 hours ago

And everyone you love.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Agree. If you throw anything into a chicken yard - and I mean anything - they will try to eat it.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

This at least reduces biomagnification.

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 1 points 17 hours ago

When I was on a strict diet, I actually bought 5 dollar rotisserie chicken and made a stir fry of sorts with broccoli, spinach, carrots, peas. I'd skip breakfast just to be able to have a big dinner and be satisfied going to bed. I'd try to get close to 120g of protein a day, (I'd eat half a chicken a day) and technically as much veg as I could stomach. I figure I was eating around 1500 calories a day. It worked but it was boring.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Probably hard to from their hospital bed, but I don't see what this feast fit for a squire has to do with that.

[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah? Do you think a bit of fiber finally moving all that trapped poop is harmless? We don't all have guts of steel like SOMEBODY.

[–] tino_408@lemmy.world -3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Most vegetables are poisonous just saying

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That's really stretching the definition of "vegetables".

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 14 hours ago

Vegetable is any part of the plant that is edible and I don't think the poison parts are considered edible, meaning zero vegetables are poisonous.

[–] mc900ftJesus@lemy.lol 0 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] stray@pawb.social 6 points 20 hours ago

Wheat grain is strictly a vegetable, being an edible plant part. But people usually use the word to refer to a socially-constructed category which is completely feels-based. Membership tends to be determined by flavor profile, nutrition content, and whether the given part falls into another popular sub-category (such as fruit or nuts). This is why fruits like the tomato and pumpkin are usually sorted as vegetables separately from fruits with generally sweeter flavors like the banana or orange.

Vegetables like grains, legumes, and certain tubers will often be grouped together as "carbs" due to their high carbohydrate content which distinguishes them from low-calorie, high-fiber vegetables like spinach or broccoli.

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Wheat is a plant. If wheat was a vegetable we wouldn't need the distinction between plant and vegetable.