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Lies! Anti-homeless this may be, but this bench was also created with the VERY noble intention of facilitating wheelchair-bound men to receive a handjob from two women at once!
It's 2026, Finjamin. The handjob could also be given by two men! Or a man and a woman. Or a nonbinary person and a woman. Or...
But not two disabled people. Alas, this bench discriminates.
Bro that's so ableist, getting jerked off by two people with Parkinson's is a thing.
We call it double foxing.
Mentally disabled, or physically?
Three wheelchair users could give double-handjobs to two seated men.
So the bench design still has you beat.
It's IMPECCABLE (im-pecker-ble), no slander that you level at this piece of ingenious public infrastructure will ever stick.
I can't cum unless I have six different wheelchair users jerking me off and fingering my various holes. Still not accessible.
INSTALL THE PIT OF GENDER NEUTRAL HANDJOBS!
Unless it’s the wheelchair user dual wielding.
Maybe it's intended to let a homeless person give two handjobs at once. Did you ever think of that?
I see the vision now... "give a man a handjob and he'll still be homeless. Give a man a station to perform handjobs in the park and he might be able to earn a place to sleep if he's good enough at it"
Or yo mamma and yo daddy at once
False, their mama would take up both ends of the bench
their mama just that fat
We’re in 2026 now, you can get two flawless robot whatevers to blowjob you.
The xSlut by Elon Musk is on hold after several dicks were bitten off during testing. What's that? Nevermind I just received word that they're moving to immediate deployment.
My dad is dead, so zombie fan-fic fans can have a little treat
I need you to finish what you started. All combinations of options.
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I normally don't read usernames, so I got fucking brain fried trying to figure out what a Finjamin is
Like, it looks like a word I should remember but it isn't even a word
Hmm. I’m seeing the person in the wheelchair giving two handjobs to people on the seats. I think they used to call this skiing.
Well, I’m sold. Except for the “women” part.
Two guys could give just as good a hand job…
Bisexual confirmed
Nope. Just regular gay.
Ha ha! Gotcha!
Why did you choose this way round? Surely a wheelchair-bound women taking ski lessons would be more common!
Yes and the fact that they care about the comfort of the handjob givers so they can sit down. I mean who likes to get a handjob while the other person is complaining about knee or back pain.
Lies! Anti-homeless this may be, but this bench was also created with the VERY noble intention of facilitating wheelchair-bound (wo)men to give a handjob to two men at once!
Props to the wheelchair-bound well-endowed dude if he needs 2 hands to properly jizz.