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I mean, I've had German and British food and I can confidently say it doesn't seem like they love food, lol.
We absolutely love our bread in germany
Very true, they're bread (and beer) connoisseurs!
German bread and beer is good. The only problem is that they have extremely narrow definitions of what makes good beer and bread. For example, the Reinheitsgebot law means that most German beer tastes the same. It's not that it tastes bad, but the number of varieties is lower as a result. Similarly, with bread, Germans like a very specific style of bread. Sometimes they put seeds on it. But you have to search to find naan, corn bread, challah, roti, milk bread, injera, etc.
I recently learned about German bread and damn it looks legit af! But I’m a sucker for a lot of Bavarian food. Been lucky to eat a HOFBRÄUHAUS in the States and it was really good
Good lord, the funniest thing I remember from college German was how easy it was to distract Frau Professorin from her lecture by just mentioning bread.
I would like to have a taste too 😋
Lots of Germans defending German cuisine, so as another German: you are absolutely right!
Germany has some great food and some Germans love making good food but German culture is absolutely not about food. The food culture we have is a development of the last ~40 years. Traditional German food is supposed to make you sated so you can go back to the fields and work! And the go to the army and fight! And then go to the ruins and rebuild!
Tasty and awesome food? Yes! A culture that tells you it loves food? No!
Now I want to try this brand spanking new cuisine you speak of. It has become my life mission. 👀
Döner
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doner_kebab
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_pastor
Waaaait a minute...
Next do tacos and kebabs.
This is frickin awesome. Ima tell this to my German-American relative. They come from a family of farmers, come to think of it.
Swedish food is the same!
There are German towns surrounding San Antonio, such as Gruene (pronounced Green, because we're heathens), with everything from traditional to fusion German foods. Anyone who treats mustard like its own food group is alright with me.
German food is underated. Apple strudel with vanilla sauce is amazing. Like a sweet lasagna. Genius!
That is more of a southern thing if not Austrian
I don't think there even is a true Pan-German dish. Everything is regional in germany. And sourhern germany is still germany.
I'd wager bread and Bratwurst are the main pan-German dishes with minor differences in style
Bread in general is a pan-world dish
The "bread" a lot of the world calls by that name does not even deserve that name. It should be called "toast", cause the only thing it's good for is getting toasted.
I can confidently say that north and south american, aswell as north central asian bread isn't. Many others only have one specific local bread variety, which are good but do not constitute culinary bread cultures.
You insulting Central-Asian bread can only mean that you lack any taste in regard to bread, or that you actually haven't eaten Central-Asian breads, and perhaps only tasted a stale lavash shipped to you over two weeks.
Bratwurst, minor differences? Mate, there are many generic Bratwürste and then there are things like Thüringer. They are world class. No need for ketchup or anything, eat it as is or in a bun, it is juicy and super tasty.
Apfelstrudel is definitely not just a southern treat. Germknödel / Hefedampfnudeln are a regional (and delicious) food. Other typical south german foods would probably be schweinshaxe and several types of sausages specific to that region. Also all the austrian versions of foods such as palatschinken
I accidentally ordered a wurstsalat once. I have opinions after that expirence
At least mine had the decency to be in a dark pub hidden from the light
And to add on that, yes German food can be very good. If you try it out though, be aware of what is regional in the area you're in. To familiarize yourself, just read the wikipage on German food
You haven’t had the right german food then.
The Germans love their döner kebabs, possibly even more than the British love their chicken tikka masala
When I meet a German outside of Germany, it's not german-style beer or doner they're hurting for, it's a german bakery.
I'm addicted to British doner kebab, much better than the ones in France IMO.
How about the ones in turkey?
Have you tried Currywurst or Spätzle or Sauerbraten or any kind of German sausage or Mettbrötchen or German bread and still think we don't love food?
I have used Mettbrötchen with success to scare foreigners away from my German food. "Yes zis bread has ze raw meat on it. Salmonella? Das ist eine possibility. Schweinepest? Worth it."
Joke’s on you, it just made me love it more!
Lived in Germany for years and had all of these. Love mettbrötchen, krustenbraten etc etc. BUT. I believe Germans don't prioritize food. They will eat any cheap shit and save the money for beer. In the office a bunch of people - mainly foreigners - got together and arranged for a restaurant to be bringing food every day for a relatively cheap price. It was great. But most Germans would still prefer to go to Lidl and eat canned pasta for lunch. It's not that they couldn't afford it. They just didn't want to spend €8 for food every day. Canned pasta and Birckenstock with white socks dude. Every day.
OK, some people are just lost. Canned pasta are disgusting. And I promise that I won't go further than to my mail box in Birckenstocks ;)
I've had the pleasure of dining at one of Heston Blumenthal's restaurants and I can categorically say that it was the most wonderful dining experience of my life
I don't think I've ever had bad food in Germany. In England my limited experience is mixed, some good, some bad and some interesting lunch choices like salted peanuts.
I could literally live on plain potatoes for the rest of my life and I’d be fine with it. My ancestors must have been as culinarily boring as possible.
TBF, potatoes slap. Potatoes and rice are like 80% of my fatass diet, lol.
Sounds like you've never had Finnish food
I haven't had the pleasure yet.
And then, even Englishmen look down on Scots who think oats porridge is human food.