I stole the joke idea from this Ken Klippenstein post and I put my version of the joke onto a movie poster.
the new dianne feinstein biopic is excellent, not sure why they decided to call it nosferatu though
https://subium.com/profile/kenklippenstein.bsky.social/post/3leb37txiwc2p
Oh, good! I would hate to have purchased a boring low-speed hammock for my rats. Not sure what "high shot" means though.
Also, it's filled with sponge! 
cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6593113
I saw a Bluesky post a minute ago and if that info is new (like this week or whatever) - I assume a kid (or their parents) were involved in stolen posting valor. The article is from 2022.
City of Blue Ash names snow plow 'Ctrl Salt Delete' after contest
May 4, 2022
BLUE ASH, Ohio
The people have voted, and the winning name for the new Blue Ash snow plow is Control Salt Delete. Hundreds of people submitted names and then voted for the winner.
The name Control Salt Delete comes from Michele Sikes. Honorable mentions that were in the running include Bob, Joe Burrow, Scoop Dogg and General Plow Chicken.
For legal reasons I am being sincere and I have never played a Nintendo
Also in like book 12 or something they get a bipedal pig who wears clothes as a pet
He's our guy on the inside. Just trust the process
What if Teddy Ruxpin but he was infinitely more harmful for the climate??? 
This thing just made the news in Finland after the app refused to work for everyone that had bought the bear on Christmas Eve 
That aside, this shit is just grim. One, having fucking ChatGPT regurgitate some reconstituted literary pink slime to your children instead of just reading them a story book. Lower the kids' standards and get them acclimated to AI garbage nice and early 
Two, this shit is destined to be e-waste in two months when the app stops being updated
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
