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For legal reasons I am being sincere and I have never played a Nintendo

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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

You missed St. Luigi's big day.

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Luigi's Inside Story

~~Mario &~~ Luigi: Gun Jam Bros.

Luigi's Fury

Year of Luigi needs to be adjusted

Holy shit if hexbear added this might have to convert... 🤔

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

~~I didn't miss anyone~~ oh wow

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

you could've framed anyone else, but you picked a guy named Luigi

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

Officer I have no idea what you're talking about and you're not allowed to look at my 3D printed guns without a warrant

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

https://hexbear.net/post/4122168

Bureaucrat has fallen kitty-birthday-sad

But at least I can now spell bureaucrat without looking it up doggirl-thumbsup

Also hiii, welcome back

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I know it has alresdy been said, but the fact that bereaucrat lasted a month(+) really shows how good hexbear is

[-] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

There was a big refugee wave from Bluesky 2 weeks ago.

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 1 week ago

I read this as there was a refugee wave from "Bluesky 2" weeks ago at first and was super confused about when a second Bluesky came along.

Anyway, at least it justified posting this

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

must-go is going to make Moscow pay for its lack of vision.

By opening an eyecare clinic, probably.

[-] NotLuigi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Nope nothing happened don’t worry about it

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago
[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago

Welcome back comrade-pal

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Idlib to Aleppo is a bit more than 26.2 miles, you silly goose

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 week ago

I hope you enjoyed doing the things that you wanted to get done while taking your break.

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I did! I'll leave again soon, I'm just taking a crimmas break

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Unrelated question I've been meaning to ask, do you have any useful how-to manuals on psychic driving, mind control, that sort of thing?

You know, like uhhhhh lets say you accidentally deleted a save game on the memory card of the console, but you needed your friend to take the blame for it, but you also needed your friend to really believe it was them who deleted the save game. So your brother doesn't beat your ass or lock you in prison for the rest of your life. That sort of scenario.

Is it something you can just kind of do by yourself? Say, like, I dunno, with a friend you met at a wakeboarding club or w/e?

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Just say an italian did it

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

OH! Ohhh. Well that's easy. *sideeyes my italian partner in crime*

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