BigLenin

joined 7 months ago
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

Clearly this has nothing to do with housing affordability.

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

As a guy who constantly needs to pee I'd find this very useful.

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Honestly we should bring back this tradition. The PSL should have dudes called "The Mountain of Iron" and shit.

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

People would pay for that? You can get that service for free everywhere!

 

I like Bopus, GooGoo, Stuppy...

 

The cult was clearly doing some "flirty fishing" shit cuz the second I showed up a bunch of hot women started flirting with me, but then they realized I was a journo and locked me in a moldy storage room.

But I was able to escape when the compound was attacked by a neo-Nazi biker gang the cult was beefing with.

Anyway I think the new anti-anxiety meds I'm on are making my dreams freakier. They're working great otherwise though.

 

Like what, 48 hours?

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What he'll actually do: golf mostly

 

luigi-dance

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

If there is a divine creator(s) I like to think they have a subtle, but also a bit cruel, sense of humor.

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

gigachad

(Honestly it has yet to get old for me that there is a country named chad )

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Honestly Canada is the weirdest one here. It's pretty easy to get Amerikkkans on board for a war against scary brown people a thousand miles away, especially if they worship a different religion or are commies. But... invading a nation right next door filled with predominantly English speaking, predominantly Christian, whites who have a long history of cultural intermingling with the US? I really think that's gonna be a hard sell.

I think MAGA is just overestimating how many Canadian CHUDs are pro-annexation.

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Okay actually this may be a good contender for cold pie, I concede that

 

The answer is no.

 

One was licking all my spoons, another stole all my sausages, and one KEEPS SLAMMING MY DOORS!

Wtf???

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago
 

Hope you left out some kkkookies for SSanta!

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Idk if my mom got enough (also mildly geographically doxxing myself with craft beer selection)

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Especially after they've had six Modellos at a punk show.

 

Do I just order the Lil' Prankster's Kit?

 

A reactionary, capitalist, consumerist nightmare of a holiday for treat chasing kkkrackkers!

Under Communism we will re-edit "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" to end with the Grinch shoving that sled over the cliff before a crowd of crying Whos, and the Grinch will be declared a Hero of the People's Republic!

We will replace Christmas with Halloween 2, the superior proletariat Holiday to the decadent bourgeois Christmas!

...sorry I work retail and this week has been utter hell. Fuck Christmas!

 
 

I keep yelling at them to reverse it but they keep refusing too! Why does the evil Kabal of stock boys making $15/hr keep doing this to me???

 
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