ANOTHER leaked report coming from the Pentagon has suggested that the Department of Defense tried to recreate their own team of “Avengers” code named “Justice and Peace Force” or JPF for short. The JPF was a team assembled of various members of NATO’s forces mostly made up of US special operations personnel along with some British, Australian, French, and Israeli members. Each member was assigned a nickname which “reflected their essence and humanity.” The document reported that the objective of the JPF was to create a team of “super soldiers” which would encourage peace to whichever country they had invaded. The report alleges that each member would hand out merchandise from t shirts to trading cards advertising each member of the JPF. “Most of the merch was burned in front of the members who woefully watched. redacted (name of one of the JPF) enraged at this act of protest pointed a gun at a child and then shot a full clip into the air.”

The report concludes with the death of the all the members of the JPF after being targeted by a Russian cruise missile during a photo op in the Ukraine. The project was estimated to cost around 200 billion USD.

Idk your thoughts and opinions on this but any new run I always do it first just to get it out of the way. There’s just too much I have to do, I have to collect two prosthetics, I have to fight the mini boss along with about ten enemies, Lady Butterfly is okay but I’m bored of fighting her.

I don’t hate the area and I like the way the fog represents recollection of memories, the rain is nice too, also the music. It’s just too much to get through and it makes me want to quit a new run whenever I do it.

The developer whose name is Michael Clayton pursued animation at the university of Houston before joining the war in Iraq. His father was also an arms dealer and FBI informant but died in 2003 of heart complications.

The leak itself came from the most recent Sony data breach known as “The Insomniac” hacks, Insomniac are the developers behind many notable Sony titles. Although Insomniac are not the developers of Minions: Tropical Island, a broad range of developers’ data was breached including phone numbers and emails.

And email with the subject matter “We need to talk about Clay” was sent by a now redacted informer, most likely an employee working on the game Minions: Tropical Island. In the email, they discussed how Michael was “oddly” into firearms and during development brainstorming sessions would always bring up the possibility of adding guns to the game. “The closest thing to a gun was a freeze dart but Clay kept animating really sophisticated designs, replicas of real life guns.”

Clayton who took over his father’s business possibly maintained ties with the FBI which possibly lead to a new partnership with the CIA. No further information regarding his crimes were revealed except several documents alluding to his arms deals on Wikileaks.

Following a rush of online posts to the subreddit r/Gamingleaksandrumors, a user had posted information that linked Michael Clayton to his past as an arms dealer. “I randomly looked through the leaks (insomniac) and I found a guy who I vaguely remembered seeing once… after further investigation, my discord server had linked him to being a fed and a war criminal.”

After the post had gained momentum it was removed by Reddit admins under the pretense of “maintaining the privacy of staff.” A month a lead developer posted to twitter that the game Minions: Tropical Island had been cancelled, but no other reason was given.

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