i'm not wiping my ass with a handful of sawdust
No, thank you. I enjoy plumbing too much to be sent back to anything before 17th century.
The only difficult ingredient to source would be quality charcoal, and it'd be a pain in the ass to find saltpeter and sulfur, followed by convincing people why its important to dig for bat shit and spoiled egg smelling rocks
Military memorandums have to follow the formulaic manual set forth by the Department of War via respective departments having their own specialized version, to maintain efficiency of communication. i.e the army has (AR) 25-50, the navy has SECNAV M-5216.5, the marines because they're an appendage of the navy have to follow navy regs those losers lol, airforce got AFM 33-326, and the department of war has, funny enough, the DoD 5110.4-M
That said I'm all for this jackass just absolutely emptying a whole bargeboat of monkey wrenches into the guts of the war machine. I guarantee every intel branch is gonna get absolutely pissed off over the fact the infosec of the DOW is about to get turned into a mesh strainer everyone can fiddle with like never before.
you forgot to include the trot calling the sucdem a series of archaic insults in words and sentences that're both dated to silent generation lingo and all the wordy shit they've read from the collective trot library right to their face while pushing them to buy their paper.
also the trot's either fucking ancient or freshly graduated from highschool
do you think it'd be funny to plunge a know-nothing lib into the deep end of the olde leftist infighting, by saying "I'm not a stalinist, stalinists are Hoxhaists, I'm a Marxist-Leninist! That's like calling a Marxist-Leninist who adheres to Mao Zedong thought a Maoist. You're practically spitting in their face because you're calling them a gonzolite baby bath-water enjoyer or a pot-head!"
"whats a pot-head?"
"someone that hates cities and glasses"
"like a hipster?"
"sure lets go with that."
thats the point
nothing wrong with that. only thing wrong is that they all focus on the wrong warfront.
Be this dork-ass nazi
forms a russian fascist party in exile in manchuria in 1925
erects a giant neon swastika on the other side of the soviet border to own the commies
allies himself with the japanese, plans anti-soviet military operations
flees the red army as it liberates manchuria
after the soviets win the war, crashes out super hard
realizes that stalin was based all along, he's the great man of steel will who can lead russia into the future and for some reason believed he would free it from the jews
writes an apology letter admitting he was wrong to support germany, begs stalin for forgiveness, offers himself as stalin's "unworthy slave"
claims to be a communist now
soviets accept his apology, tell him to come back, he can be a journalist
returns to the USSR
gets immediately executed
Was this the funniest ending Rodzaevsky could've asked for?
Also replace "the faith" or any instance of the word "faith" with "communism, "christian witnesses" with "podcasters", and "the ecclesial body" with "a party"
And it becomes a perfect critique of hexbear. Read theory.
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"Lies" By S@ntiago, the recently released official video. Come stare into the fire with me and listen to this banger.
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I just really vibe with it right now.
From a historian post about Gorbachev and perestroika loosening censorship and letting the artists indulge in making horror slop for the masses
Show the world how liberal you nerds truly are!
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I legit can't take it seriously because of Kevan. He's genuinely an amazing reader and narrator but he did such a good job in the Stanley parable I can't help but feel like I should be cracking up every time he says anything.
Hmm, no. plumbing is still the pick here.