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[–] RedSturgeon@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ah, you're the Stalinist everyone thinks is lurking on Hexbear. Neat.

(BTW, your snoot is very boopable. Boop!)

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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have perfect politics no i will not post my test results

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just because liberal isn't depicted doesn't mean you can't share with the class

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Fuck you caught me

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Would "perfect politics" as far as Hexbear is concerned be "exact match to the Bolsheviks", or all the way in the upper left corner?

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You'll have to check my results taken-seriously

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[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because polcomps are based on goofy libertarian thinking (and thereby associates "authoritarianism" with an incoherent set of positions), it would probably be closer to bottom left, left of where anarchists are placed.

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[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

this position was verified by real Bolshevik commissars: doggirl-thumbsup

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

I feel like the results would've been different if some of the questions weren't as vague, and of course if I knew my Russian history better.

[–] tricerotops@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

is this nirvana?

updoots to the left. truly i am the most enlightened centrist.

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now that's just on purpose you silly cat

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No no. I answered truthfully. Turns out, I am a Black Hundred.

spoilerI did purposefully answer to get this and I do not support the politics of the Black Hundreds.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you're a hundred black cats in a trench coat, got it screm

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[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 months ago

Huh, fair enough

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I picked neutral on some that i don't know about.

[–] MLRL_Commie@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think we answered everything the same lol

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I answered just like i would in real life if someone asked me a question i couldn't even begin to answer.

"Do you agree with the actions of the committee youjust hearing about for the first time?"

I'm still evaluating my opinion and am neutral at this time.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Understandable, this is real deep lore nerd shit after all

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 months ago

I will be expecting the keys to this site on my desk by noon thank you

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

buzzfeed harry potter houses quiz for history nerds

[–] 3rdWorldCommieCat@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I'll be honest I had to answer neutral on some of them as my history knowledge of russia isn't the best but don't take my tankie points away pls hexbear soviet-heart

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago
[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

lol i got Left SRs, apparently its because i dont agree with free speech lol also federalism and death penalty

ok so i did it again an it seem the real decider is this one

The State should be swiftly liquidated and replaced by the people’s self-government.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hah you're more left than the left SRs and more anarchistic than the anarchists

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i just want to destroy the prison of nations that is the russian empire catgirl-sorry

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You and Gorbachev are two peas in the pod doggirl-smug

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[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

It's probably worth breaking up the anarchists into a couple of camps too, since I definitely would not put Makhnovists there (I would put them in prison), but nonetheless I have easily the most libleft result so far. I understand generally why I would be rated libleft because the compass plainly has that bias in general, but I'm not sure why I'm the furthest here.

[–] ColombianLenin@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago
[–] Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

I have discovered a new form of centrism.

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I rarely use strongly agree and disagree so the test decided I'll be right of the Bolcheviks (literally Deng Xiaoping)

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I sure hope nothing will happen to me in the future oh hi Stalin stalin-comical-spoon

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[–] Twongo@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago
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[–] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago
[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The bolsheviks are back in town

yes-hahaha-yes-1 yes-hahaha-yes-2

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

idk i just clicked stuff

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Very funny to make a political compass and then put every party on a line anyway

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

I'm more left but less democratic than Bolsheviks by a bit

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Any more to the right and you'd be a right killer! ~~of revolutionaries /jk~~

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"A universal shortening of the workday to eight hours is essential." strong disagree because it should be 3 hours (at most)

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