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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

timmy-pray please let it use the sensitive top secret info in it's training model and spit out to the civilian world about aliens at roswell.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

a secure generative artificial intelligence

Well...1 outta 4 ain't bad susie-laugh

But I have to say, I'm rather looking forward to the monstrosities they try to engineer when they remove humans with respect for what is actually possible/useful and replace it with drunk tv personalities just repeating 'make the gun bigger and more manly' prompts

[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 5 months ago

It's 2 of 4 actually

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago

AI should be in your battle rhythm every single day

I don't think you're supposed to tell your subordinates how to jork it but idk anything about the UCMJ

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

At this rate, the century of Amerikkan humiliation will start early! Gen AI is a security hole waiting to happen. I hope Hegseth fires anyone who won't use this tool, aka, folks with smarts.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A century might not be enough

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Doing shit this stupid, I'm not sure there's even a decade left in the tank for Uncle Sam.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

This memo doesn't feel like it was written with AI, he's not practicing what he's preaching. Particularly because no AI uses double space after periods.

Tabbed indents for new paragraphs look incredibly ugly if you double line space between the paragraphs too. They should either leave the indents out or they should not double space the paragraphs, not both, it's ugly.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Military memorandums have to follow the formulaic manual set forth by the Department of War via respective departments having their own specialized version, to maintain efficiency of communication. i.e the army has (AR) 25-50, the navy has SECNAV M-5216.5, the marines because they're an appendage of the navy have to follow navy regs those losers lol, airforce got AFM 33-326, and the department of war has, funny enough, the DoD 5110.4-M

That said I'm all for this jackass just absolutely emptying a whole bargeboat of monkey wrenches into the guts of the war machine. I guarantee every intel branch is gonna get absolutely pissed off over the fact the infosec of the DOW is about to get turned into a mesh strainer everyone can fiddle with like never before.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What font does the chatbot use?

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

Dammit. This memo appears to be Times New Roman, so I can't bring down the entire administration by pointing out their hypocrisy.

[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 5 months ago

I think it would have been more funny if they used Qwen.

[–] Lowleekun@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

Hagseth you utter fool. All you did was instill rightful hope in your adversaries. May you crash and burn.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's guerrilla marketing for AI, they get to show off how successful and influential they are because the DoD is being forced to use them in everything, that means it must be valuable because why else would so much of the US government be forced into propping it up?

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I wouldn't be surprised either if it's guerilla marketing for the military and a captive audience for AI.

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Subtitle: S◎RRY, we didn't know it was intelligent.