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[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 100 points 5 months ago

This sign certainly came to exist after some Karen was late and complained that the bus didn't wait for her to arrive.

[-] uranibaba@lemmy.world 42 points 5 months ago

I picked up a package from the post office. They had a sign saying "ring the bell once for service, two or more for a weather report". I image this has a similar back story.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I don’t get it. Is this a play on whether they report to you or not?

I might have said “two or more to speak with our complaint department.”

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Customers only get service if they ring the bell once. If Karen comes and rings the bell ten times, Karen won't get the service she wants. Instead she'll get an inane conversation about the weather

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[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 55 points 5 months ago

I mean, if people expect the bus to be late, they’ll get flabbergasted when it arrives on time for once

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

I grew up in a smallish town where the bus was ALWAYS 2-3 minutes late.

Unless you were counting on it, in which case it would miraculously be on time for the first time in months if not years 😄

[-] Incandemon@lemmy.ca 19 points 5 months ago

And then promptly leave early because it waits and 'corrects' time at a different random stop in the middle of no where? That happens a lot here.

[-] Demdaru@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Europe. Busses in my town have a clause that they arrive within +/-2 minutes of schedule.

However, to correct for this bestial treatment of driver rights to piss on people, sometimes the bus doesn't show at all.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

even when i'm late i always go to the bus stop anyway because the chances are the bus hasn't even arrived yet lol

[-] ThoranTW@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

My bus to work has only 2 options, 10 minutes early with no tracking, or the tracking displaying "2 minutes away" for 20 minutes straight minutes after it was supposed to arrive.

[-] r@piefed.social 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I barely ever check the timetables for whatever bus I'm taking. The buses are so frequent that I just go wait at the bus stop. I almost always get a ride within 10 minutes.

[-] wedeworps@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

Tell me you live in Europe without telling me you live in Europe

[-] r@piefed.social 4 points 5 months ago

nah actually I live in East Asia

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[-] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago

I work in retail.

I guarantee this is 100% necessary and also 100% ineffective.

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

I grew up watching PBS; Sesame Street, Mr Rogers, The Electric Company, 321 Contact, that weird math show with the math cops... all the classroom ASSET programming, and so on.

I lived in the back-country so I assumed that everyone was into learning and being smart and understanding how everything works. I thought "Wow the future will be grand if so many people my age grew up watching the same things and wanting to learn and read and think!"

Holy shit, the last several decades have been a massive disappointment. Like, crippling depression disappointment.

[-] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah, I feel you. I'm in the same boat.

Hey, you remember that PBS math show—can't remember the name—where a group of kids go into cyberspace and have to do math shit to defeat this villain dude? Best fucking shit ever. Lol.

 


Edit: Figured it out! It's Cyberchase! Like I said: best. shit. ever.

[-] yannic@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
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[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Mathnet "To cogitate and to solve"

[-] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Nope. I was thinking of Cyberchase. Lol.

[-] LazerFX@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

I was home taught in the UK. Have a real love for learning that's kick-started me into a career in computing that I've kept going for over two decades. Can't stop, won't stop reading, learning and improving. The number of colleagues I've had who just want a TL;DR on a new tech, software, plugin or system is too many. It's our job to understand it, so we can build something so that others don't have to. If you don't want to understand, you're in the wrong job role.

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago

I got passed by a bus multiple times, called and complained but they said he probably didn't see me,

I waved a torch and stepped into the road to force him to stop, he then let me on but proceeded to yell at me that i shouldn't take the bus because he didn't want to stop at my stop, despite it being on his schedule

So yeah i guess not being at the stop leads to you missing the bus, but being at the stop doesn't necessarily help

[-] r@piefed.social 11 points 5 months ago

that driver sounds like an asshole

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago

I saw some people here do something similar to get the bus to stop. They got on, the bus driver chewed them out, then told them to get off the bus and wait for the next one or they'd call the cops.

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 7 points 5 months ago

What are the cops going to do ? Shoot all the passengers ?

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

Taze the person that got on the bus, shoot their dog, and charge them with resisting arrest probably.

[-] Shampiss@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Just wave with a brick in your hand the next time

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

What's really fun is when I'm at the stop (and had been for the past hour) and watch the bus go by without so much as slowing down. Then I have to call my job and explain that the bus skipped me.

[-] BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Holy Cow! I was going to say "failure to be at the bus stop 10 minutes before the scheduled time will result..." But 1 hour and a fly by? Infuriating.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

What really got my panties in a bunch was when the next bus after that flew by without stopping (an hour after the previous bus).

I'm so glad I don't ride the bus anymore.

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[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 months ago

Yes ish. One could still be there at the scheduled time, but the bus could've been slightly early. Or the route/run could've fallen out. Or the bus could be full.

[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 16 points 5 months ago

To catch a bus you have to think like a bus...

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

-The world’s most ambitious dog

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago

This makes me think that the local transit authority needs to be running more pickup times at this stop

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A hard thing I try to get my kids to understand. The bus time is at [what:ever]. That’s when the bus leaves. Not when you roll up to the stop. Not when you step out the door. That’s butt-in-seat-leaving-time. If you’re walking up to the stop and the bus is pulling away at bus:time - too bad, so sad. That applies to many things that require you to be on time for. 5 minutes early is on time. On time is too late. Astonishing what a difficult concept that is to get across.

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

As a parent with a toddler who seems to be light-years away from understanding this concept, when do you think that understanding starts to kick in? Like, what can I expect at age 5 or 7?

[-] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

26 here. When it does finally happen I'll let you know. I just hated seeing all the time wasted by my parents as they arrived early so I vowed to never be like them.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I think for some it never takes hold. Ours are in the early teens and it’s barely starting to register.

[-] LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

You gotta start doing it with a bunch of smaller less important things. We started with things like bed time 7pm was lights out not the start or getting ready. We started around age 3 or 4 and after probably 6 months it really sunk in. When planning to leave the house we would give a 45m warning and since day 1 we never had issues. With that said though kids grasp things differently. Some kids thrive on schedules and routines..

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Clearly not a city where First runs the buses.

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I'm in the UK, and First basically hold the monopoly in my city. There are so few buses that they often skip stops at rush hour because they're already full, or because they've decided in the moment that your stop doesn't matter.

Nothing wakes you up during your commute like listening to a woman get fired over the phone because she's going to be late for work, despite still being 60 mins early for what should be a 20 min journey.

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[-] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 9 points 5 months ago

Assuming this sign is on the bus itself, it doesn’t seem very helpful

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

About as helpful as it is to the people who aren’t at the bus stop on time.

[-] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago

Get to bus stop on time = bus is early, Get to bus stop early = bus 10+ mins late

[-] SilverFlame@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I like to play a little game when the bus shows up: 5 minutes early or 10 minutes late?

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[-] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 5 months ago

Oh fuck me how did I not think of that

[-] NoFood4u@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago

Code comments be like

[-] numberfour002@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Do they take regular money or do they make you use credit card? I'm on a fixed income and only deal in cash.

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