every accusation a confession

The Western view of China is absolutely cracked

There's a TV show called Evil and one of the primary plot points is that God designated a Chinese woman as his new prophet and of course, the Chinese government put her in a work camp on the behest of 60 demonic houses while the Vatican tries to negotiate her release

This is played 100% straight

China must be playing 8D chess with its genocide methods because regulating Han birth rates while exempting Uyghurs, promoting affirmative action (gasp), building infrastructure, modernizing old cultural sites, and encouraging Uyghur culture while discouraging imported Saudi culture are rather unconventional compared to glassing the entire region

wow actual garbage, Babylon Bee grade of take. severe misstep. the onion put on notice (you hate to see it)

Hardest miss I've ever seen. Dreadfully unfunny. Did some turbolib break into their office and write this without anyone noticing or something.

Yep, that's definitely the Muslim minority that you should be worried about in this moment.

just wildly racist and the most gutter tier lib "humor"

dropping 2000 pound bombs on tents full of children inside your concentration camp: not genocide

mandatory vocational and language training in the face of western-funded terrorist violence: genocide, and also chattel slavery

for a moment i thought they were making fun of the propaganda by making something extremely outlandish

but nope shame on me for being fooled

I've meet people who are as left as me on every topic, even some who are at the very least skeptical of all the anti-DPKR propaganda, EXCEPT they fall for every anti-China bit of info they come across.

I genuinely don't think you cant Deprogram people from this, it's too deeply drilled into their brains. China could achieve FALGSC in the next 50 years and the children todays Americans will still post about muh-social-credit-scores wigger genocide Xi=whinnie da poo, on the FTL hyperspace net from a space station China built and maintains for them.

the fuck is this shit

Chinese Sting Operation Via Honeypot Temu Ads Nets Large Haul Of Western Human Traffickers Including CEOs And Congress Members

fixed it

Wow this is awful.

IT IS OVER

remember when liberals were saying the onion was tankie lol

They also posted a suicide joke today. Very cool, the Onion.

oof, hope they at least got that propaganda money from the state department, can't be leaving that money on the table if you're gonna shitlib

I had figured the onion’s been dead since condenast or whoever bought them but this is an unexpected low. A punch in the gut, their website and videos affirmed my nascent concerned-lib phase while I was growing up in a firmly conservative, racist, and overall bigoted suburb

Kind of wild to see how they just adopt the exact same lazy bullshit whenever China comes up. Doesn't matter what outlet it is, it's like all their China articles are written by the same person, or at least to the same bullet point list. Which might be the case actually, now that I think it about it. Would explain why they always feel generic and lack the usual "voice" of an outlet.